" congests "

 [ "congested" ]

1: It means when you’re sick and can’t breath and your noes is stuck with mucus and your face hurts.

  * e.g.,  ... My friend was congested so he could not go to school 

 [ "Congestant" ]

1: The act of cumming up your partners nose. Compliments the "Anti-Murine."

  * e.g.,  ... Al pulled out and, at his wife Lola's request, busted a large nut up her nose; the congestant took enhanced her cold stuffiness symptoms pronto. 

 [ "Congestion" ]

1:  People that are stuck in high school (because they couldn’t get into college), the high school state of mind(because they didn’t get to graduate with their class.), or college (because they don't care what they do in life and they get to waste daddy's money on their otherwise worthless education).

  * e.g.,  ... There is so much congestion at school you could make a wig out of all the gray hairs lying on the floor. 

 [ "Congestion" ]

2:  A person that thinks that they are worthless and is just passing through life oh so sluggish.

 [ "immaculate congestion" ]

1: When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.

  * e.g.,  ... We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion. 

 [ "prostatic congestion" ]

1: The condition commonly known as blue balls in males. It most commonly occurs when a man is continually aroused but never actually ejaculates. It is caused by an excess build up of fluid from the prostate gland (the fluid that makes up semen).

  * e.g.,  ... My wife and I were making love when the kids came home early and we had to stop. Man, had some bad prostatic congestion (blue balls)!! 

 [ "prostatic congestion" ]

2: I have also heard that it was a build up of stopped blood in the testicles and penis.

 [ "Morning Congestion" ]

1: A fake term created by famous American douchebag Dre Drexler. It is non-existent even though he apparently has a spray that gets rid of it.

  * e.g.,  ... This spray gets rid of my shitty morning congestion. 

 [ "freshman congestion" ]

1: when freshman in highschool gather in clusters in the hallways, which makes other people annoyed and/or late to class.

  * e.g.,  ... teacher: why were you late to class again? student: there was a bunch of *freshman congestion*. teacher:dont get held up again! 

 [ "Anal Congestion" ]

1: A scenario involving a particular female who is multi fucked by several males in the anus, to the point in which all parties (generally 4-38 participants) do not have enough anal friction in order to obtain an orgasm.

  * e.g.,  ... John: "Hey Mike, how'd you like that gorgeous brunette the other night?" Mike: "Honestly wasn't that good, there was too much anal congestion nobody could do anything" John: "Ah, of course. That does happen sometimes." 

 [ "congestion charge" ]

1: Road toll scheme in Central London, implemented by 'Red Ken' Livingstone. Drivers entering the central zone must pay £8 per day (up from £5 at its introduction in 2003) or risk a heavy fine and/or impound of their vehicle.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm just going to the shop to pay the congestion charge 

 [ "congestion charge" ]

2: The charge operates on weekdays from 7:00AM to 6:30PM. Electric vehicles and buses are exempt (along with other exemptions).

 [ "congestion charge" ]

3: The system is enforced by ANPR (Automatic Number Plate Recognition) CCTV cameras on all roads entering the zone. Motorists pay by giving their car number plate details at the counter of an appropriate petrol station or shop.

 [ "congestion charge" ]

4: The zone is due to be extended soon, doubling its size.

 [ "congestion charge" ]

5: Needless the say, the scheme is unpopular with motorists, although London has relatively low rates of car ownership in relation to the rest of the UK, or the US.

 [ "congestion charge" ]

6: Plans for similar schemes in other UK cities are currently on hold.

 [ "congestion charge" ]

7: High-profile opponents to the scheme include Madonna and the Evening Standard newspaper.

 [ "Congestion charge" ]

1: Used as an excuse when you are late for something, because you were sagging. See sag.

  * e.g.,  ... Sorry I'm late Sir, I had to pay the congestion charge.