" hog-ties "

 [ "Hog Tied" ]

1: To be stuck with, with no immediate means of escape, an extremely fat, obese female that you picked up at the bar, the night before, in a drunken state, that took home and banged all night. In addition to being hung over, ashamed and feeling dirty, you are tied to her wants and needs until you can mount a successful escape. Usually accomplished when she takes a shower or shit.

  * e.g.,  ... Just prior to last call, Carl made his move on the fat chick that was sitting at the bar all night. Carl was too drunk to note her obesity and he really just wanted to get his weenie wet. After getting her to go home with him, they had hot, sweaty, fat flabbing, drunken sex. Carl got up to head out the door after they were done but she wrapped her legs around his waist and said she wanted to cuddle. Carl realized suddenly he was Hog Tied and was going to be stuck there until breakfast. 

 [ "hog tied drunk" ]

1: term that describes "that night". most commonly used people of laid back, country lovin nature

  * e.g.,  ... the night you fucked your sister, hog tied drunk 

 [ "Hog tied" ]

1: When a non fat man dates a plus size girl

  * e.g.,  ... That man hog tied his new girlfriend