" sports "

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1: America's state-sponsored religion.

  * e.g.,  ... On Sunday we pray sports. 

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1: The terrifying and pointless act of exercising by choice.

  * e.g.,  ... Whether participating directly or merely watching, sports are a great way to pass time accomplishing absolutely nothing of real worth or value, but still make yourself feel good. See Also: masturbation 

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1: if u dont play them, a bunch of dumbass jocks will call u a nerd and other random insults. if u dont give a flying fuck about sports,welcome to the club.

  * e.g.,  ... me: *is not obsessing over the new sports videogame* 

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1: A way to test your athletic ability against others. They're also fun to watch.

  * e.g.,  ... Football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc. 

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1: A barbaric holdover from caveman survival/ war games. In modernity, it contributes to chauvanism, violence, and heartache in public school gyms.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo, Gino, check out this fag who can't play no football." 

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1: home of the overpaid dumbasses who flunked most of their school classes except pe.

  * e.g.,  ... Look its johhny the biggest fool in school who doesnt know anything. But that doesnt stop him from competing with people who make a REAL difference in the world by making millions of dollars a year just for running around and throwing a stupid ball. 

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1: A momentary diversion on the way to the grave. And frankly, it's not a very interesting one.

  * e.g.,  ... I can't be bothered to be intelligent, so I'll just chase a ball around and jump on other men! I'll call it sports! And if anyone doesn't like it, I'll throw dumbass insults at them. Brilliant! 

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1: One of the biggest wastes of time and contributors to the the downfall of the world

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1: To all the people who claim sports are for dumbfucks, burger-flippers, fuckwads, etc.:

  * e.g.,  ... Don't hate on people who take part in sports because 

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2: A person's hobbies have nothing to do with their IQ or anything else. Google AMOBI OKOYE -- damn smart and PLAYS IN THE NFL. I played football and baseball as a child, was a talented athlete, and was placed in advanced classes beginning in 3rd grade. So before putting down ALL athletes, think a little bit about what you're saying. I could probably say people who hate sports all have black horn-rimmed glasses, are fatfucks, and sit in front of the TV watching the Simpsons all day, but that wouldn't necessarily be true for the entirety of people who dislike sports. IF YOU STEREOTYPE ATHLETES, YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF.

  * e.g.,  ... everyone is an individual person. 

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1: suck

  * e.g.,  ... Man, fuck all those dumb ass sports where all they do is fight. That's fuckin retarded.