" mockeries "

 [ "mockery" ]

1: Mockery, To make fun of, To poke fun at, to skald a no good dirty working class ruffian and put them in there place.

  * e.g.,  ... Sir with these custard creams you are making a mockery of my great uncle reginalds memory. 

 [ "Mockery" ]

1: The act by which ruinous behavior causes one to realise the extent to which their lives are muunted.

  * e.g.,  ... "Your life is over, what a mockery" 

 [ "Mockery" ]

1: The explanation of anything wrong with the world

  * e.g.,  ... Justin "Hilary Clinton lost the vote" 

 [ "Mockery" ]

1: The pastime of ridiculing self-important morons without them being aware of it.

  * e.g.,  ... Moron: People who don't wear masks are maskaphobes. 

 [ "mockery" ]

1: Jackie's word (:

  * e.g.,  ... "Michael that's mockery(:" 

 [ "Vicious Mockery" ]

1: A spell in the 5th edition of DnD, which allows a bard to damage a creature by insulting them. Essentially, it's a way to kill creatures using deez-nuts jokes.

  * e.g.,  ... DM: The dragon is bloodied and seems like it's on its last points of health. Bard, you're up. 

 [ "Mockery of Science" ]

1:  an upcoming alternative band formed in the Chicago Suburbs (2005) consisting of six girls.

  * e.g.,  ...  damn!!! i want a demo of Mockery of Science...they are damn straight gonna be the next big thing. 

 [ "I-Mockery" ]

1: A comedy website with a front page that seems innocuous in an attempt to distract from the forums which are rampant with unfunny losers who resort to shock and awe as a substitute for any actual humor.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "Hey man, did you see on I-Mockery that Boo Berry is at Target all October? That stuff gave me diarrhea". Person 2: "No, I said something intelligent while posting a picture of a cheeseburger and got banned for life before I could read that memo. Hey wait a sec, isn't Boo Berry that crappy 80's cereal? Vomit." Person 3: "You're both gay black racist homophobes." 

 [ "Mockery of Science" ]

1:  a kick-ass alternative band formed in the Chicago Suburbs, in 2005 (consists of six girls)

  * e.g.,  ...  Damn...Mockery of Science has got to go mainstream! Their music is dope as hell! 

 [ "Mockery's Theory" ]

1: All thins being equal, a women will choose the more evil of two options.

  * e.g.,  ... "That girl wanted me when I was with my ex, now she likes me as a friend. What gives?" "Mockery's Theory, man"