" jalopies "

 [ "jalopies" ]

1: Big ole fat ass saggy, worn out, feed bag titties

  * e.g.,  ... Dang yo, that bitch look like she done fed the whole projects wit dem jalopies 

 [ "Jalopie" ]

1: A Shitty Car

  * e.g.,  ... Megan's Hardesty's car is a major jalopie. 

 [ "jalopy" ]

1: A shitty car

  * e.g.,  ... "I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy." 

 [ "jalopy" ]

1: Slang term for an obsolete, worn-down machine or hardware device. Derived from the misspelling of the word "Jalapa", which is the name of some town in Mexico that is famous for the Jalapeno pepper, and its former junk-car-scrapping industry.

  * e.g.,  ... In the ghettos and the trailer parks, you will even find some people living in jalopies. 

 [ "jalopy" ]

1: an old worn out car

  * e.g.,  ... That jalopy ain't worth selling because nobodyelse would be caught dead with it. 

 [ "jalopy" ]

1: The act of having sex with a man over the age of 80 whose cock hardly works. The old geezer must bend over while his taint is suckled on. He then receives a blowie (his shaft is still flaccid) while his asshole is fingered and tickled. In the end the old man sharts on the hand of the pleasure giver when he pulls his finger out.

  * e.g.,  ... That old guy i fucked had such a jalopy 

 [ "Jalopy" ]

1: A piece of shit car in a delipidated state

  * e.g.,  ... "Why the fuck did i buy a jalopy" "so wanna buy a jalopy its fun they said....." 

 [ "Jalopie" ]

1: Meaning to slap a female in the face with one's penis.

  * e.g.,  ... Your grandmother was sleeping on the couch, so I walked over and jalopied her in the face. 

 [ "jalopy" ]

1: Slang for a car, usually old cars, somewhat of the ford model T Design. Some cars that can be seen as "classic" today can be considered a jalopy, but mostly anything before "classic" like a old old classic.

  * e.g.,  ... There goes old man Jenkins in his jalopy. 

 [ "Jalopy" ]

1: A term for an old (over 60) woman's vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... "Would you like some jalopy joes? I made it extra sloppy for ya!"