" clunker "

 [ "clunker" ]

1: Much similar to the definition hooptie, but in this case so fucking raggedy the car either can have a cloths wire for a door, broken seatbelts, makes strainge "clunka clunka" noises when its driving suggesting something is loose and dragging from the car, have a dishrag for a gas cap, have a paintjob with spraypaint, have 5+ different colors of paint on it, get less than 5 miles a gallon, or all the above.

  * e.g.,  ... "god fucking damn, joshs car is such a clunker" 

 [ "clunker" ]

1: Anything which is so worn-down and clapped out that failure is inevitable. May also be applied to movies in the same way that turkey is, denoting a movie of such awfulness that it defies belief.

  * e.g.,  ... "I hate to say but today's been a real fuckin' clunker, know what I mean?" 

 [ "clunker" ]

1: A half full beer left over from the party the night before.

  * e.g.,  ... I came downstairs this morning and the living room was littered with clunkers. 

 [ "clunker" ]

1: a person in burlington, vt who rummages through recycling bins to find cans and bottles he or she can return at a grocery store for money. they make a lot of noise. they also stand outside and wait for you. they're creepy. beware.

  * e.g.,  ... When I went to take out my recycling, I saw a clunker outside waiting for me. AHHHHH! 

 [ "clunker" ]

1: a girl who you wouldn't date, strictly reserved for fucking

  * e.g.,  ... There are mad clunkers up in here. 

 [ "clunker" ]

1: A dirty chunk of snow and ice that builds up inside a car fender in the winter (and eventually falls off). Also known as a car booger or a slurd.

  * e.g.,  ... I wish they'd fix that road; it gets so many potholes after a thaw that it knocks all the clunkers off everyone's cars. 

 [ "Clunker" ]

1: An ugly piece of shit car that you should be embarrassed to drive.

  * e.g.,  ... Check out Sara's clunker. She's as ugly as her car.  

 [ "Clunker" ]

2: Usually has doors hanging half off, desperately needs a paint job and looks like it's worth 2 cents.

  * e.g.,  ... If cars say anything about personality it would say the person driving that clunker is dirty and poor. 

 [ "Clunker" ]

1: A fat fish in the freshwater bass species who reach 3 lbs + but never reach 5 lbs.

  * e.g.,  ... Fishermen 1: *catches big bass* 

 [ "Clunker" ]

2: Could be a Largemouth bass, Smallmouth bass, Peacock, etc...

  * e.g.,  ... Fishermen 1: "Woah check out the gut on that fatty!" 

 [ "Clunker" ]

3: A good size bass but not good enough to be called a Hog or Pig.

  * e.g.,  ... Fishermen 2: "Ya thats a Clunker!" 

 [ "Clunkers" ]

1: Clunkers are Boots or shoes that are too large for the persons foot and they essentially clunk when a step is taken. If your toes are and inch away from the toe of the shoe/boot then you are basically wearing Clunkers.

  * e.g.,  ... 'She tripped over her clunkers because they were too big' 

 [ "Clunker" ]

1: A rehabilitation center or place of refuge from personal crisis, which ironically makes the visitor even more miserable. Clunkers, a cross-over of "clutter" and "bunker", are typically overcrowded, caked in animal hair, and unpleasantly boring. They are convenient for necessary escape, but also agonizing just the same.

  * e.g.,  ... Visitor: "I never knew the clunker could be so boring!"