" clunkers "

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1: When someone is playing beer pong and they hit a shot with nothing but beer(likw a swish in basketball)the sound it makes it clunk, related to saying wet in basketball

  * e.g.,  ... did you see me drain that shot CLUNKERS bitches 

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1: Much similar to the definition hooptie, but in this case so fucking raggedy the car either can have a cloths wire for a door, broken seatbelts, makes strainge "clunka clunka" noises when its driving suggesting something is loose and dragging from the car, have a dishrag for a gas cap, have a paintjob with spraypaint, have 5+ different colors of paint on it, get less than 5 miles a gallon, or all the above.

  * e.g.,  ... "god fucking damn, joshs car is such a clunker"  

 [ "Clunker" ]

1: An ugly piece of shit car that you should be embarrassed to drive.

  * e.g.,  ... Check out Sara's clunker. She's as ugly as her car.  

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2: Usually has doors hanging half off, desperately needs a paint job and looks like it's worth 2 cents.

  * e.g.,  ... If cars say anything about personality it would say the person driving that clunker is dirty and poor. 

 [ "Clunker" ]

1: A fat fish in the freshwater bass species who reach 3 lbs + but never reach 5 lbs.

  * e.g.,  ... Fishermen 1: *catches big bass* 

 [ "Clunker" ]

2: Could be a Largemouth bass, Smallmouth bass, Peacock, etc...

  * e.g.,  ... Fishermen 1: "Woah check out the gut on that fatty!" 

 [ "Clunker" ]

3: A good size bass but not good enough to be called a Hog or Pig.

  * e.g.,  ... Fishermen 2: "Ya thats a Clunker!" 

 [ "clunker" ]

1: Anything which is so worn-down and clapped out that failure is inevitable. May also be applied to movies in the same way that turkey is, denoting a movie of such awfulness that it defies belief.

  * e.g.,  ... "I hate to say but today's been a real fuckin' clunker, know what I mean?" 

 [ "clunker" ]

1:  A half full beer left over from the party the night before.

  * e.g.,  ... I came downstairs this morning and the living room was littered with clunkers. 

 [ "Clunkers" ]

1: Clunkers are Boots or shoes that are too large for the persons foot and they essentially clunk when a step is taken. If your toes are and inch away from the toe of the shoe/boot then you are basically wearing Clunkers.

  * e.g.,  ... 'She tripped over her clunkers because they were too big' 

 [ "clunker" ]

1: a person in burlington, vt who rummages through recycling bins to find cans and bottles he or she can return at a grocery store for money. they make a lot of noise. they also stand outside and wait for you. they're creepy. beware.

  * e.g.,  ... When I went to take out my recycling, I saw a clunker outside waiting for me. AHHHHH! 

 [ "Clunker" ]

1: A rehabilitation center or place of refuge from personal crisis, which ironically makes the visitor even more miserable. Clunkers, a cross-over of "clutter" and "bunker", are typically overcrowded, caked in animal hair, and unpleasantly boring. They are convenient for necessary escape, but also agonizing just the same.

  * e.g.,  ... Visitor: "I never knew the clunker could be so boring!" 

 [ "Clunker" ]

1: if you call someone a clunker it is the worst insult you could ever through at someone.

  * e.g.,  ...  "fuck off clunker" 

 [ "Clunker" ]

2: It can mean a specy person,

  * e.g.,  ...  " that grahams pure clunker" 

 [ "Clunker" ]

3: a thick person,

  * e.g.,  ...  " i think its sad for that clunker boy " 

 [ "Clunker" ]

4: someone who gets bullied and dosnt stand up for his self,

  * e.g.,  ...  " Shut it ya clunker " 

 [ "Clunker" ]

5: someone nobody likes

  * e.g.,  ...  " u pure clunkered that " 

 [ "Clunker" ]

6: someone who shits out of stuff

  * e.g.,  ...  " i just clunkered u " 

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7: if u beat someone in a game and they dont score a point.