" lemons "

 [ "lemons" ]

1: Sour shit life can give you, and with which you can do whatever the hell you want.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. 

 [ "lemons" ]

1: somthing that cave johnson dosent like

  * e.g.,  ... alright ive been thinking. when live gives you lemons dont make lemonade MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMM LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! with the lemons. im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! 

 [ "lemons" ]

1: an adjective used to describe anything negative. syn: boring, disgusting, lame, unintelligent, shitty, useless, worst

  * e.g.,  ... This shit is lemons. 

 [ "lemons" ]

1: A sour yellow fruit created in labs by the Soviet Union propaganda machine to lure lemonaide lovers from their all-american hobbies to join their spy forces and take over the world with ninja-pirates.

  * e.g.,  ... USSR Guy: Come here you all-american boy. Have these lemons! 

 [ "lemons" ]

1: Very intimate and descriptive x-rated stories about fictional couples written by crazed, perverted fangirls.

  * e.g.,  ... Perverted fangirl: I just read the best lemons story about Edward and Bella! Normal person: Um... that's weird. Perverted fangirl: *giggles* I've read it five times. 

 [ "lemons" ]

1: What Martha Stewart missed most while in jail, her family was a distance second.

  * e.g.,  ... Reporter: Martha what did you miss most when you were in prison? 

 [ "lemons" ]

1: something that is not ideal, shitty, or sucked.

  * e.g.,  ... "did you hear about how todd's dog died the other day? that shits lemons man" 

 [ "lemons" ]

1: Fun To Throw At People

  * e.g.,  ... Lets Throw Lemons At People!! 

 [ "lemons" ]

1: definition #1: very annoying little boys that kill you with their extra extra annoyingness that no one likes because they're annoying.

  * e.g.,  ... #1: Hm, let's kill lemons. 

 [ "lemons" ]

2: definiton #2: a fruit used to make lemon juice

  * e.g.,  ... #2: Lemons are yellow and sour but it at the same time NOT pee. 

 [ "lemons" ]

3: definition #3: a very perverted word used for private body parts

  * e.g.,  ... #3: I kicked him in the lemons!! 

 [ "lemons" ]

4: definition #4: a word that can be used whenever, wherever, and can be made to apply, or NOT apply, to ANYTHING.

  * e.g.,  ... #4: Q: Pink or Blue? --- Respond with: LEMONS. 

 [ "lemons" ]

1: A less offensive way of pointing out that a male is extremely homosexual, i.e. very flamboyant.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, check out our waiter.......he is so lemons!