" clinkers "

 [ "clinkers" ]

1: Hardened excrement sticking to anal hair. Particularly problematic for long-haired animals.

  * e.g.,  ... Get the comb, our cat has clinkers again! 

 [ "The Clinker" ]

1: A word old-timers use to refer to the local town jail.

  * e.g.,  ... The other day, Pappy told me the story about being arrested after shooting off flares on the Fourth of July. "Them cops came and carried me right off to the clinker," he said. 

 [ "Clinkers" ]

1: Dry hairy balls

  * e.g.,  ... I need my Clinkers wetting 

 [ "clinker" ]

1: A small peice of shit that is attacted to a anus hair, commonly called a "Dingle Berry"

 [ "clinker" ]

1: Faece (shit) that drys on the hair around the anal region, resulting in crusty brown shit crumbs.

  * e.g.,  ... When he Lisa bent over, Rachelle could see her clinker.  

 [ "Clinker" ]

1: A pedophile.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you see the way Will was looking at those kids in the chapel? He's a clinker for sure." 

 [ "Clinker" ]

1: (n) The incombustible residue, fused into an irregular lump, that remains after the combustion of coal.

  * e.g.,  ... Ouch! I just got hit in the head with a clinker! 

 [ "Clinker" ]

2:  A partially vitrified brick or a mass of bricks fused together.

 [ "Clinker" ]

3:  An extremely hard burned brick.

 [ "Clinker" ]

4:  Vitrified matter expelled by a volcano.

 [ "Clinker" ]

5:  Slang.

 [ "Clinker" ]

6: A sour note in a musical performance: hit a clinker.

 [ "Clinker" ]

7: A mistake; a blunder.

 [ "Clinker" ]

8: Something of inferior quality; a conspicuous failure: a clinker of a show.

 [ "Clinker" ]

9:  Chiefly British. Something admirable or first-rate.

 [ "clinker" ]

1: A rather attractive girl.Origin galway ireland

  * e.g.,  ... geez shamie shes a real clinker, id love to put a baby in her. 

 [ "clinker" ]

1: the last bit of tobacco or marijuana that can be smoked out of a pipe or bong, esp when covered by ash.

  * e.g.,  ... "there's probably a clinker left in there if you want it." 

 [ "Clinker" ]

1: Small balls of toilet paper stuck in your anal hair.

  * e.g.,  ... I have a clinker stuck in my ass hair.