" clangers "

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1: "Clangers" are two different things.

  * e.g.,  ... Example one: 

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2: One is a 70's BBC children show where a family of Clangers lived on small moon with the soup dragon, the iron chicken and the froglets et al. When they spoke, they sounded like someone playing a swanee whistle. They ate blue string pudding.

  * e.g.,  ... Auntie Clanger: WoOowowowoOwOOOowoOOwooo wooo OOoo? 

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3: The second definition is that one has made a mistake and "dropped a clanger". This is Cockney, not Mockney by the way.

  * e.g.,  ... Baby Clanger: OoO. 

 [ "clanger" ]

1: When a player in Australian Rules Football makes an unforced error

  * e.g.,  ... Kane Cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then passed to an opposition player 

 [ "clanger" ]

1: A joke that dies terribly. Particularly if the person making it expected a big laugh, and got silence.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dave's told a real clanger about a dyslexic mormon, but Joe saved the day with his shopping bit. 

 [ "Clanger" ]

1: Penis

  * e.g.,  ... Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will. 

 [ "Clangers" ]

1: Affectionate term often used to describe ones testicles.

  * e.g.,  ... I don't know how Martin managed to talk with his mouth full of clangers. 

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2: Maybe due to the noise they make ?

 [ "Clangers" ]

1: Fecal matter that sticks to butt hairs and hang about.

  * e.g.,  ... James doesn't wipe his arse properly, He's got Clangers! 

 [ "clanger" ]

1: When a player in Australian Rules Football makes an unforced error

  * e.g.,  ... Kane Cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then passed to an opposition player 

 [ "Clanger" ]

1: Penis

  * e.g.,  ... Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will. 

 [ "Clanger" ]

1: An expression used in team based games when one person hits the ball at an unexpectedly hard speed and the ball travels faster than the speed of light itself. Most commonly used by Pulse Fire when playing Rocket League.

  * e.g.,  ... Pulse Fire: *Does a ground pinch going 180kph* 

 [ "clanger" ]

1: A suet pudding, from Bedfordshite. Similar to a Cornish Pasty, but with a savorury filling at one end (usually meat) and a sweet filling at the other (usually jam)

  * e.g.,  ... I ate a clanger for my tea.