" sport "

 [ "sport" ]

1: the name your dad calls you by that makes you feel like a total loser, which you probably are anyway (synonyms: champ, chief, etc.)

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey sport, whaddya say your old man teaches you to throw the ol' ball around today." 

 [ "sport" ]

1: The sociological phenomena where throwing large amounts of money at anything will cause participants and spectators alike to obsess over the subject in question.

  * e.g.,  ... "Think we can turn butter-churning into a sport?" 

 [ "sport" ]

1: any activity that one can practice, AND compete in with others on different levels (eg. by class, district, state, national, etc).

  * e.g.,  ... Squash may not be as athletically challenging and demanding as football, but it is a sport. 

 [ "sport" ]

1: games but are taken overly seriously at times. people take insults on their sports personal. its kinda funny

  * e.g.,  ... guy one: hey man no offense but i think your sport is kinda boring. 

 [ "sport" ]

1: An athletic competition that is objectively scored.

  * e.g.,  ... Soccer is a sport in which points are scored by kicking a ball into the opposing team's goal. 

 [ "sport" ]

1: To show off by wearing.

  * e.g.,  ... Ay, check out Cecilia SPORTIN' that thong! Daiyam! 

 [ "sport" ]

1: Something that requires a lot of activity and after it's done, nothing has changed, nothing at all. Except the bank accounts of those that are actually good at these sports.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm too smart (lazy) to do sports 

 [ "sport" ]

2: Also: the pinnacle of inefficiency.

 [ "sport" ]

1:  A competitive athletic event. An excuse for extremely moronic men who consider themselves to be alpha males to make gorilla's look sophisticated in comparison. Something that parents use to destroy a child's self esteem by denying their desire to develop their own talents. I am and always have been an athlete so spare me your dime-store divination. An agreed upon activity whereby a certain group of men can convince themselves that they are doing something that others are too afraid to do, when in reality those others in question are stealing their wives from under their cheap yellowing sneakers.

  * e.g.,  ... It's a good thing we're playing sports, Biff, otherwise given 5 minutes everybody would figure out that I can't read or write my own name. 

 [ "sport" ]

1: a sexual encounter that is merely for fun or to increase physical stamina

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Listen, lets just go home to my place and sport for a while. 

 [ "sport" ]

1: (Aus.) similar term to 'mate' or 'pal'.

  * e.g.,  ... "G'day, sport!"