" skewered "

 [ "Skewered" ]

1: Being filled with more penis than an anus or vagina can handle.

  * e.g.,  ... "Barry's dick is too big for you, you'll get skewered." 

 [ "Skewered" ]

1: When you fuck up someones shit

  * e.g.,  ... "Puts down mail flag on enemy's house" 

 [ "Skewer" ]

1: An extended move to the eiffel tower, both male parties, whose weiners are sufficiently inside the recipient female, proceed to stand up and suspend the woman by both mouth and vagina (via rear entry). Once Female is satisfactorily in mid-air via mouth/vag, the males proceed to spin her using her spine as the primary axis, about their penii.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo Ted, this eiffel towering is awesome, let's pick her up and skewer her." 

 [ "Skewered" ]

1: a douchebag that lives on the internet, most notably the Sharethebrutality forum (stb) - lives on validating himself by being a cunt and claiming to be some kind of metal guru and being an uber elite "metalhead" douchebag.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh look, Skewered is being a transparent cunt again .. Let's laugh at him. 

 [ "Skewering" ]

1: When you're giving road head, and the driver runs over a bump in the road, skewering you!

  * e.g.,  ... Skewering is the leading cause of throat cancer! 

 [ "skewer belly" ]

1: A form of abdominal distension caused by an erect penis that is too big for a woman's vaginal cavity.

  * e.g.,  ... I was having sex with my girl last night and we happened to get in a position that gave her skewer belly. 

 [ "Shrimp on a skewer" ]

1: Female dwarf or midget, Having sexual intercorse with a full size male

  * e.g.,  ... Shrimp on a skewer Speaks for itself! 

 [ "Texas Skewer" ]

1: The event that takes place when penetrating ones mouth and exiting ones anus, specifically in Texas.

  * e.g.,  ... Man did you see Israel give Oscar that Texas Skewer? 

 [ "tits on a skewer" ]

1: I usually say it when I KNOWS I am going to get in trouble...

  * e.g.,  ... exsample: Shit man, if they found out about this they would have my tits on a skewer 

 [ "Human Skewer" ]

1: When a male penis is fully erect and is at least 32 inches long and can carry two or more men on it at any given time.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1 " Whoa, my ass hurts"