" minivan "

 [ "minivan" ]

1: Similar to the shocker (2 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and a fist up the ass. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

  * e.g.,  ... She's such a slewbag I had no problem parkin' the minivan in her. 

 [ "minivan" ]

1: A car that is rarely seen driven outside of the suburbs, or by nonwhite/nonasian families. NEVER seen driven by people who are single.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at those guys driving that minivan! And to think that this is NYC... 

 [ "minivan" ]

1: adj. suburban, uncool, anything that can be associated with boring, conservative, middle class, middle American culture. Big suburban malls are minivan. 7th Heaven is minivan.

  * e.g.,  ... Let's get back to the city, this place is too minivan. 

 [ "minivan" ]

1: A seemingly slow and boring vehicle that gives the drive license to go as much over the speed limit as desired, without fear of a speeding ticket.

  * e.g.,  ... Cop: "I just clocked that minivan at 120, looks like this radar is in need of repair." 

 [ "minivan" ]

1: nickname for a fat girl

  * e.g.,  ... Your girlfriends (fat) friend is a minivan 

 [ "minivan" ]

1: A car infamous for being driven by worried moms with 300 screaming soccer kids in the backseat, so they always drive ten miles per hour below the speed limit, and they don't speed up, so they wind up causing more accidents.

  * e.g.,  ... My mother used to drive a minivan, now she has a Yukon XL. So she drives faster and hogs twice the gas. 

 [ "minivan" ]

2: Thankfully, they are being phased out by worried moms driving Suburbans, Yukons, Expeditions, Excursions, Tahoes, Denalis, Navigators, and sometimes even Escalades, which they seem to drive faster probably because they think they're safer.

 [ "minivan" ]

1: A hot girl's fat friend.

  * e.g.,  ... Kanye West: 

 [ "minivan" ]

1: a car that is every teenagers nightmare to be driven in

  * e.g.,  ... you havea minivan? sorry i cant go out with you 

 [ "minivan" ]

1: The querest car in the world

  * e.g.,  ... Every time you buy a minivan, the world gets a little bit gayer 

 [ "minivan" ]

1: A family vehicle driven by men who by mischance got their girlfriends pregnant. Therefore they get the sport edition to still retain their manliness and look cool doing it.

  * e.g.,  ... "that fuckin minivan drives likes he's in an F-1 racing minivan"