" memberships "

 [ "The Membership" ]

1: A term used by friends in the gay community who are living with HIV. Refers to any HIV positive person.

  * e.g.,  ... She is always coming home with her cream pie dripping, it's no surprise that she has the membership. So embarrassing! My doctor at the Membership Clinic was also at the Sir Loin naked fetish party night last tuesday. 

 [ "Brown Membership" ]

1: Masheen

  * e.g.,  ... Sean Stockwell blowjob masheen Brown Membership 

 [ "union membership" ]

1: Belonging to an organization bigger than one self accepting that ones actions can make a difference for the greater good believing that brother/sisterhood matters

  * e.g.,  ... My union membership proves that I am part of something great 

 [ "gold membership trolling" ]

1: A type of social media hoax where you post an image on social media where your viewers need a "premium account" to view the picture, accompanied by a caption of what you intend to post.

  * e.g.,  ... Poster (in caption): Latest pic of my car... (image shows user needs gold membership) 

 [ "mile high club membership" ]

1: Having intercourse while on an aeroplane. To qualify, it must be moving.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm going to go to the bathroom. You come in and we'll get our mile high club memberships. 

 [ "Do you have a membership??" ]

1: it means do u have a membership?? 😡

  * e.g.,  ... Karen at the gym asked Do you have a membership?? (very loudly). 

 [ "mile-high club membership" ]

1: See mile high club membership

  * e.g.,  ... You join me in the bathroom and we'll get our mile-high club memberships. 

 [ "V-EDC Membership Program" ]

1: As a MEMBER you get exclusive access to: • Discounted access to V-EDC Events

  * e.g.,  ... Have you registered for the V-EDC Membership Program? 

 [ "V-EDC Membership Program" ]

2: • Regular Member Exclusive Sessions & Newsletters

 [ "V-EDC Membership Program" ]

3: • Mentorship from top tier professionals

 [ "V-EDC Membership Program" ]

4: • Exclusive access to V-EDC Archives

 [ "V-EDC Membership Program" ]

5: • Member Exclusive Community Engagement

 [ "CVS Membership" ]

1: The trip you take to CVS to throw out your expired rubbers to get new ones about every 3 years.

  * e.g.,  ... I have my first date in awhile, it's time to renew my CVS membership. 

 [ "Gym Membership Card" ]

1: The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.

  * e.g.,  ... Woah, you got a Gym Membership Card? Yeah, probably not gonna use it though.