" councils "

 [ "The Council" ]

1: A group of bros and broski’s that advise any tough or large decisions in you’re life. The council consist of 9 bros and broski’s that are carefully chosen from the Broste System. They will respond with out bias to ensure that you make the wisest decision.

  * e.g.,  ... Sorry to inform you but the council has decided that your unfit to be my lover due to your bitch ass ways. 

 [ "The Council" ]

1: The legendary group of four amazingly awesome and highly respected people.

  * e.g.,  ... "Whose The Council?" 

 [ "Council" ]

1: Derogatory term used to describe people of low social-class. It's very similar to the term Chav. Also used to describe something that looks cheap or tacky.

  * e.g.,  ... John: Oh my! How much gold does she think she can fit around her neck? 

 [ "Council" ]

2: It's based on the fact that poor people would tend to live in subsidised housing in the UK known as a council estate. Council estates have improved a great deal in the past 10-20 years but some are still suffering from anti-social behavour brought about by Chav and Urban wannabee behaviour by kids and young adults who are simply bored and lacking identity or a sense of community.

  * e.g.,  ... Steve: Mr T could pull it off but she's just council. 

 [ "council" ]

1: Adj. suggests a shitty, cheap substitute. Used before the thing you actually want but can't have.

  * e.g.,  ... Eve: Shit, you look rough!! How did you get home last night after the club?? 

 [ "council" ]

2: Eg. Council toothpaste = Water

  * e.g.,  ... Dave: I got a council taxi. 

 [ "council" ]

3:  Council pop = Water

  * e.g.,  ... Eve: No shit! You mean you walked over 5 miles home??? 

 [ "council" ]

4:  Council boyfriend = One night stand

 [ "council" ]

5:  Council flat = a council flat

 [ "Council" ]

1: An abbreviation of 'council gritter', which is the cockney rhyming slang for 'shitter'

  * e.g.,  ... "I met this right slag last night, she let me go in dry up her council!" 

 [ "councilitis" ]

1: councilitis Syphillis it is a contagious disease,this usually occurs when councilites meet.. councilitis

  * e.g.,  ... craighhhh:oight u from scunny mate??councilits phyllis:yeah ave it..(chat up line omfg i know!!) 

 [ "The council" ]

1: the council is a group of immortal beings made up of: shaggy, Carl Wheezer, Yamcha, Iggle piggle, Garfield and Shrek

  * e.g.,  ... the council will decide your fate 

 [ "Council" ]

1: Is a government body in each town, they thrive to find ways of getting as much money off of you as they can.

  * e.g.,  ... Another bill from the council 

 [ "Councilitis" ]

1: Chronic, debilitating condition suffered exclusively by local authority staff in the UK necessitating long periods of absence from work. There are no known physical symptoms although sufferers may appear to have a sore throat/bad back/upset stomach etc. There is no known cure but the condition will usually resolve itself rapidly at the point the employee has exceeded their entitlement to paid sick leave.

  * e.g.,  ... Manager: Where is Mark today? Colleague: Oh he won't be in today, he always suffers from Councilitis on a Monday. 

 [ "Counciling" ]

1: The act of holding a meeting with members of a council to solve issues. Basically a counseling appointment with multiple council members instead of counselors.

  * e.g.,  ... Lauren: I'm so dumb. Why can't I be as smart and cool and awesome as you, Alex? Alex: You need to have a counciling appointment, Lauren. Lauren: Thanks, Alex! You're sooo much better than me at everything I'm so jealous!