" registry "

 [ "registry" ]

1: Something in your computer that you should delete if an IIS reset does not work.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you try an IIS reset? Well, if it does not work, try deleting your registry 

 [ "Registry" ]

1: Some part of your computer that does nothing but cause problem. Computer crashing? Probably has something to do with the registry. Unfortunately enough your average computer-user has no idea that the registry even exists.

  * e.g.,  ... Viruses, Spam, Ad-Ware, Hackers, and a screwed up Registry are all possibilities as to why your computer sucks ass. 

 [ "duPont REGISTRY" ]

1: A magazine where the world's wealthiest, richest, luckiest, people go to shop. Buyers look can look at Lamborghini, Ferrari, Bentley, Yacht, and million dollar houses. Dreamers act like they can buy from it.

  * e.g.,  ... LeBron James bought his Bentley from the duPont REGISTRY. 

 [ "net registry" ]

1: A Web Hosting & Domain Company that failed.

  * e.g.,  ... Net Registry fails at everything they touch. 

 [ "net registry" ]

2: Usually referred to as NR

 [ "net registry" ]

1: Net Registry has the opposite to the 'midas touch'

  * e.g.,  ... Everything Net Registry Touch, it all just turn to shit EPIC FAIL 

 [ "net registry" ]

2: They have whats called the 'turn to shit touch'

 [ "net registry" ]

3: EPIC FAIL

 [ "net registry" ]

4: cheers

 [ "net registry" ]

5: a.

 [ "dick registry" ]

1: A list of guys a girl can hit up to have sex with.

  * e.g.,  ... I need to go through my dick registry and see who I'm visiting tonight. 

 [ "long gun registry" ]

1: A list of legally owned rifles and shotguns so far costing Canadians over 2 billion dollars. This list does not include criminally owned guns, smuggled or illegal guns. The first step towards creating a police state

  * e.g.,  ... Considering the long gun registry has not saved one life, prevented one crime or kept illegal guns out of the hands of criminals it has only one use. The confiscation of legally attained and owned property Endorsed by the Canadian association of Police Chiefs as 

 [ "gimme registry" ]

1: A wedding and/or baby shower gift registry, a list of demanded items from guests. Especially and increasingly favoured by millennials, in which they guilt attendees into buying expensive things they can't afford.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man! Did you see Jordan and Jenna's gimme registry? There's nothing under five-hundred bucks! I bought the breadmaker. What did you get?" 

 [ "Donutcall Registry" ]

1: Da national-database-list where you sign up through donutcall.gov, so dat da local overweight pastry-munching cops will not be permitted to ring your phone.

  * e.g.,  ... Just trying hard to behave yourself will likely be much more effective at preventing, "Hi, this is Officer ___ with the town P.D." Ma Bell jingles than signing up with da Donutcall Registry; most police departments do not even acknowledge said registry, anyway, since they legally have the right to call you if they feel they have legitimate business with you. 

 [ "Registry" ]

1: The absolute best guys to have on your side. The registry team at universities are normally a bunch of massive nerds but they will always help you out if they can. They spend all day dealing with student data on databases so get WAY too excited when they get a chance to talk to a real life human. Also supply huge amounts of cake and peach rings to staff and students alike.

  * e.g.,  ... I needed a new ID card and Registry sorted me out