" liaison "

 [ "liaison" ]

1: the mysterious unknown word found in Jason Mraz's "the remedy"

  * e.g.,  ... "because the remedy is the experience. It is a dangerous liaison" 

 [ "liaison" ]

1: Any type of doctor or doctorette.

  * e.g.,  ... An apple a day keeps the liaison away. 

 [ "Liaison" ]

1: A close bond or connection.

  * e.g.,  ... "he is my liaison with the guerrillas" 

 [ "Liaison" ]

2: a channel for communication between groups

 [ "Liaison" ]

3: Secret sexual relatrionship

 [ "Liaison" ]

1: Half-Chub, particularly brutal when one is in sweat pants, and/or a work uniform. Awkward when in social situations.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey man, i can't stand up right now, got a little liaison goin. 

 [ "sexual liaison" ]

1: The act of boning, or "making love"

  * e.g.,  ... Kristen: Hey Nick!, want to have a sexual liaison? 

 [ "Programmer Liaison" ]

1: A person or individual that acts as a facilitator and/or middleman between the programmer(s) and another 2nd party or 3rd party (ie: marketing dept. management, customer, company, etc...). A Programmer Liaison can help explain what is actually possible from a technical person(s) standpoint (the programmer) to a non-technical person(s) which can result in a better business environment for any company.

  * e.g.,  ... I think we will need to have the Programmer Liaison explain to the Marketing Department in common language what is actually possible when creating our company website from a technical standpoint. 

 [ "galaxy liaison" ]

1: To be bludgeoned up the botty with a rich, creamy chocolate bar, before feeding it to your pet, making it vomit it up again, then feeding it to your loved one.

  * e.g.,  ... Hello darling, fancy spending 40 fine english pence on a galaxy liaison? 

 [ "underage beer liaison" ]

1: Usually a twixter, above legal drinking age, who buys beer for underage kids in return for admission to their parties. First mentioned in a Saturday Night Live Skit.

  * e.g.,  ... "You are such a lose, you live in your parents basement and you don't even have a job!" 

 [ "Incidental Accessories Liaison" ]

1: An employee thought incapable of working independently and therefore relegated to the most menial tasks.

  * e.g.,  ... Who says a title doesn't improve morale -- Mickey here got tired of being looked down upon as a gofer, so we gave him the title Incidental Accessories Liaison and now he can't wait to get to work! 

 [ "Dangerous Liaisons" ]

1: Noun; One who facilitates interpersonal relationships between parties in a delightfully dangerous way, often times leading to sexy results.

  * e.g.,  ... There they stood, the most dangerous liaisons in the tri-county area, we braced ourselves for the fallout, as we all well knew sexy outcomes were to ensue.