" mechanic "

 [ "mechanic" ]

1:  A person who fixes things, esp. cars, planes and bicycles.

  * e.g.,  ... SKIP: Hey Joe, I hear you're a mechanic. Could you please kill my neighbor's cat? JOE: What?! I fix cars, ya moron! What do you think this is, a Michael Bay movie? 

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2:  A cliched term for an "assassin" in movies that has no equivalent in the real world.

 [ "mechanic" ]

1: A card-dealer at high-stakes poker who is adroit at manipulating the cards in the deck to favor one player over another.

  * e.g.,  ... "Don't worry kid," Shooter said, "No one will know. I'm one helluva mechanic." 

 [ "mechanic" ]

1: A person whom is skilled in the use of tools and repair or fabrication of mechanical devices.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm a mechanic, but wish to become a machinist and eventually a tool maker. 

 [ "mechanic" ]

2: Not necessarily just cars and trucks. The term mechanic but a few generations ago was a skill level in the industrial trades. covering many different lines of work.

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1: Once aided in saving the universe by informing Captain that somebody had set up us the bomb, thus causing Captin to launch, or "take off", every zig.

  * e.g.,  ... Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb. 

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1: A paid assassin who "fixes" a problem, i.e., offs someone who has been causing trouble for the person paying the assassin.

  * e.g.,  ... You wantsta rub him out? You hires yourself a mechanic. Easy. 

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1: The first person that you want as a friend, the last person that you want as an enemy.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: My Trans Am's pretty sweet but I really don't know diddly squat about cars. I need to befriend a good mechanic so I can keep her running sweet. Jon: I punched a dude at the bar last Friday. Little did I know that he would be the mechanic that would be doing my brake job last Monday. Now I'm laid up in the hospital with a fractured skull and my car's somewhere between a crusher and a foundry. 

 [ "Mechanic" ]

1: Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data from those of questionable knowledge.

  * e.g.,  ... It's a good thing Tim hired a mechanic, cuz he doesn't know what the fuck he is doing. 

 [ "mechanicing" ]

1: Working on or fixing a mechanical machine or part. Most likely vehicles.

  * e.g.,  ... I was mechanicing on my god dam truck until 3 am. 

 [ "The Mechanic" ]

1: A sexual position where someone is licking a girl's ass and fingering her vagina simultaneously. Also, the mechanic can also be when someone is licking a girl's vagina and fingering her ass simultaneously. It is called "the mechanic" because you are "checking the oil" and "checking under the hood" at the same time.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn bro my girl got really mad at me last night. Looks like tonight I'm gonna hafta give her the mechanic to get outta the dog house. 

 [ "Mechanic" ]

1: Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable date from those of questionable knowledge.

  * e.g.,  ... It's a good thing Tim hired a mechanic, cuz he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.