" repairman "

 [ "REPAIRMAN" ]

1: Character from the 1996 Nickelodeon Show "Kenan and Kel" played by Kel Mitchell. Always attempted to fix things but just straight out broke them even more.

  * e.g.,  ... WOMAN: Oh, REPAIRMAN, please fix our television set. REPAIRMAN: No Problem Ma'am, I'm REPAIRMAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN (smashes tv with hammer.) 

 [ "Machine repairman" ]

1: A high caliber Craftsman who repairs anything with movable parts including machines used for sexual pleasure.

  * e.g.,  ... "My machine broke down" , the beautiful redhead said so I called a machine repairman to fix it . 

 [ "Maytag Repairman" ]

1: Feeling very lonely or neglected by others. Bored. A "play" on the Maytag appliance commercials where the Maytag repairman is bored because Maytag appliances are so reliable they never need repairing.

  * e.g.,  ... I was working late into the night and felt like the Maytag Repairman as I was the only one still at work. My friends had a party and didn't invite the Maytag repairman. No one cares about me, I'm like the Maytag repairman. Nothing is going on and I have nothing to do. I feel like the Maytag repairman. 

 [ "Repairman syndrome" ]

1: When a malfunctioning appliance or piece of electronic equipment recommences working normally when under observation by a professional or other witness.

  * e.g.,  ... The computer kept locking up whenever I tried to log in... until the guy from IT came up to fix it. Then it worked fine. I guess it has a case of repairman syndrome. 

 [ "pasta repairman" ]

1:  (n.) A man or woman trained with skills in repairing pasta, usu. with bandaliers of elbow macaroni, rotini, and rigatoni.

  * e.g.,  ...  I cooked my rigatoni too long and now they're all splitting open.. better call the pasta repairman. 

 [ "pasta repairman" ]

2:  (n.) Slang. An apostrophe.

  * e.g.,  ...  You abbreviate microphone like this: pasta repairman, P,H,O,N,E. 

 [ "dildo repairman" ]

1: an individual that attempts humour with sexual innuendos, whilst also changing batteries on vibrators and having a vocabulary of a thousand smelly names.

  * e.g.,  ... Example One Enters as Vagisil_Pop_Tarts 

 [ "camel toe repairman" ]

1: One who repairs unsightly camel toes. This person would also tell you if spinach was in your teeth. The tool belts of these repairmen typically consist of pliers, maxi-pads, tweezers, and for more extreme cases a crow bar. You may find licensed repairmen with more advanced equipment. These repairmen can also fix Moose Knuckles, although they will charge a hearty fee. Good places to spot one in action are gymnasiums, swim meets, and the county fair.

  * e.g.,  ... Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be a camel toe repairman. 

 [ "tv repairman" ]

1: Used a lot in the mafia and crime culture, "TV repairman" is slang for "hitman".

  * e.g.,  ... Yeah, we've contacted the TV repairman....he'll take care of the "job". 

 [ "Repairman's remorse" ]

1: The inconvenient time off from work a person takes to wait for a repairman who often never comes anyway. repair, repairman, repairman syndrome,brokedown, broke, repairman, plumber, air conditioner, handyman, holiday, vacation, time off, fix, fix-it man, appliances, tv, time off, work, job, lost productivity, cable guy

  * e.g.,  ... I definitely have repairman's remorse, I've been sitting here all day and the repairman still has not shown up. 

 [ "repairman's bondage" ]

1: When the dom tapes the sub to the wall with duct tape and buttfucks them.

  * e.g.,  ... Navy: I heard that the mayor did a repairman's bondage.