" handyman "

 [ "handyman" ]

1: A vicious and a bad-assed individual.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't piss that handyman off he'll kick your ass. 

 [ "handyman" ]

1: 5 in the Pink. 5 in the Stink.

  * e.g.,  ... My girl loved the handyman, but she was really sore this morning 

 [ "handyman" ]

2: Fist in the Pink. Fist in the Stink.

 [ "handyman" ]

1: a synonym for rapist

  * e.g.,  ... The handyman I hired to wire my porch lights raped me in his van! 

 [ "handyman" ]

1: Vicious, bad-assed individual

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, look out for that handyman, he'll kick your ass. 

 [ "Handymanning" ]

1: The act of intentionally being naked or partially naked when a handyman or tradesperson arrives in order to seduce them.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm handymanning the hot solar guy today when he comes later. I'm going to be sunbathing naked and see what happens" 

 [ "Handyman" ]

1: A man that is handy. He’s the type of guy that will come by a girl’s apartment and fix her squeaky door. And in return he’ll ask for a kiss on the cheek. He’ll take her to Olmsted Linear Park where they’ll pass by the building where he used to sing in the Atlanta Boy Choir. He will try to seduce her with gifts of sweets and snacks. They’ll walk around the park, breathe in the grass scented air, hit each other when a red car passes by, and fool around on the playground. Once darkness blankets the whole park, they’ll lie on the playground’s tilted circle thing, looking at the stars. It’ll be 2o’clock, but they’ll want to stay forever (but can’t because of Synthesis Lab the next day). She’ll giggle and ask him to promise her something.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl: Hey, you have to promise me something. 

 [ "Handyman" ]

1: To receive fellatio from one female while performing cunnilingus on another.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo i just totally handymanned those two girls" "I was handymanning 10 year olds when I was 6" 

 [ "Handyman" ]

1: A dude who is always there when ur horny to kill ur vibe and scare away chicks

  * e.g.,  ... Who the fuck is that ? Just a handyman wots the damage pls? 

 [ "Handyman" ]

1: Like the candyman, except does not give out candy; A man that gives out a lot of handys'.

  * e.g.,  ... I wasnt getting any from the girls at school, so i went to my street corner to see the handyman. 

 [ "Handyman" ]

1: What every unemployed guy who owns a hammer, screw driver, wrench, some JB weld and refuses to get an actual job calls themselves. A master of no actual trade, however their basic understanding of playing with stolen tools has given them some over inflated sense of self worth as they try to scam the government for unemployment and disabilty checks they think are owed to them. Usually they live for free in their parents basement or crawl space.

  * e.g.,  ... "My door came off its hinges and the muffler to my car has a hole in it, what do I do?" "Call that handyman, Forest, who lives in that storage unit across town. I hears he has a hammer and different sized nails for the door and some JB weld and empty cans of Miller to fix the exhaust."