" technician "

 [ "Technician" ]

1: Technician: Tech N9ne himself said "Juggalos Kotton Mouth Kings and Queens Gangbangers Metal Heads the College Kids and everything in between they love when Tech spittin know hes the best rippin blessed this one when all of these titles can = Technician!!"

  * e.g.,  ... Crowd of people, "Together we are, a powerfull force, 

 [ "Technician" ]

1: Hardcore fan of Tech N9ne.

  * e.g.,  ... I went to the Tech N9ne show the other night. The crowd consisted of 90% juggalos and 10% Technicians. 

 [ "The Technician" ]

1: A skilled player, usually at a pub sport of some kind. Darts, pool, or particularly Snooker. Methodical and utterly emotionless in their approach to the game, surgical almost.

  * e.g.,  ... Yeah I drew the technician in the Christmas Masters didn’t I. Thought I had him after a decent 20 break but he just eased in to second gear and took me apart. He dispatched Danny in the second round too. 

 [ "Technician" ]

1: What you call a useless fucking mechanic

  * e.g.,  ... Andrew is fucking useless and doesn’t know between dog shit and a muffin. He’s not a fucking mechanic. He’s a “technician “ 

 [ "Sound Technician" ]

1: the guy that sits at the sound desk back of the auditorium. Is talented and knowledgeable in all things sound. Has the best taste in music. May also be known as Audio Jesus, Sound God or Sound Master Do not piss them off because they will either mute your microphone during your solo or strangle you with an xlr

  * e.g.,  ... singer: make sure my voice sounds good 

 [ "Ass Technician" ]

1: someone who uses you for a butt puppet in prison, or just uses you as a butt puppet in general

  * e.g.,  ... OG LOC:Man, i dont give a fuck what anybody says!!!I Ain't nobody's ass technician 

 [ "bong technician" ]

1: A bong technician is someone who is intimately familiar with the operation of any bong or bong-like device. These people are often in charge of reloading, cleaning, and packing among a large group, and are the go-to people for fixing latent smoking problems that others are too fucking high to recognize.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo, check out Bongtech Betty over there. That chick sure knows how to pack that shit." "I was glad to have that bong technician around yesterday when fucking Mike blew out an o-ring." 

 [ "Giro Technician" ]

1: The Job title of a person that is on the dole!

  * e.g.,  ... What do you do for a living? 

 [ "Giro Technician" ]

2: The politically correct term for a bum!

  * e.g.,  ... Me, I'm a giro technician! The money's whack but the hours are great! 

 [ "Lighting Technicians" ]

1: People who work the light-boards for shows, assemblies ect. They are often quite awesome. If you touch their board while they're not around, you might get a limb of some sort bitten off

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, those guys look like pretty cool people!" 

 [ "Air technician" ]

1: Referenced in Tech N9ne's "Hood go crazy". "I'm lifted on purple hair thats bitchin, now that's what I call a fuckin Air technician" Purple hair is a strain of weed so an Air technician is something or someone who can get you real high.

  * e.g.,  ... Got the plug for an air technician?, I need to lift off asap.