" law "

 [ "law" ]

1: The defintion of this word has been removed since it has been deemed unlawful to display it in public domain, under ammendment 15th to the convention treaty of 198

  * e.g.,  ... <censored> has recently been used against the <censored> in order to demonstrate the <censored> of <censored>. 

 [ "law" ]

2: See section 7B for further details.

 [ "law" ]

1: A code of conduct to which everyone is held accountable but nobody is expected to understand in the first place, which is furthermore created by the same class of people who charge an arm and a leg to interpret it whenever it must be applied.

  * e.g.,  ... Disclaimer: As you are accountable under the law and failure to act in compliance with it may cost you your life, liberty and/or property, do NOT attempt to act, live or exist, nor to refrain from acting, living or existing under the law without the advice of a licensed attorney. 

 [ "law" ]

1: How societies define what is acceptable and unacceptable conduct.

  * e.g.,  ... You, sir, have committed an act that our society disapproves of. You have broken the law and will pay, sir! 

 [ "law" ]

1: You can either lay it down (1), or call it (2).

  * e.g.,  ... (1) After showing up for work 3 days in a row, Jack's boss had to lay down the law. 

 [ "law" ]

1: a perfectionist

  * e.g.,  ... "You studied 5 hours for that 5 question quiz? You're such a law" 

 [ "law" ]

1: sopot na bakla

  * e.g.,  ... law loves our gay professor. He/she is a sopot na bakla 

 [ "In-law in-law" ]

1: Your spouse's brother's/sister's spouse. Basically someone who will never be related to your kids, so you don't have to give a shit about. The feeling is mutual.

  * e.g.,  ... Your Wife: "My brother Todd's wife is such a cow!" You: "Who gives a rat's? She's my in-law in-law." 

 [ "Law's Law" ]

1: A mathematical equation representing productivity (especially on all nighters). It is as following: P = (1/C*S)(E) Where P is productivity, C is the catchiness of the song playing, S is sleepiness, and E is energy drinks consumed in the last hour.

  * e.g.,  ... Bro 1: Man, I had a shitton of homework last night. 

 [ "By law" ]

1: Another word for "technically."

  * e.g.,  ... Teacher: You didn't show your work on the homework 

 [ "Will-Law" ]

1: The act in which you are brutally honest with a friend, mainly about their crush/partner etc., as they're blinded by their own 'romantic' feelings. No feelings are spared just cos you're friends.

  * e.g.,  ... "I am gonna Will-Law you. He is not worth it, he's just plain rude."