" decency "

 [ "Decency" ]

1: Decency is a noun and can have two distinct meanings:

  * e.g.,  ...  One example of decency is not calling people with a learning disability rug munchers. 

 [ "Decency" ]

2:  Behaviour that conforms to accepted standards of morality or respectability.

  * e.g.,  ...  In one sense, you do need money for decency. 

 [ "Decency" ]

3:  Things required for a reasonable standard of life.

 [ "Decency" ]

1: The word for intelligence and respect, as well as not being arrogantly chauvanistic and monsterous and thinking that all women are sandwich-making sex slaves!

  * e.g.,  ... SERIOUSLY! You idiots who keep posting on this site just keep saying females are sex slaves and use any word you can think of to describe a form of sex! GO GET SOME FUCKING DECENCY FOR ONCE, YOU PERVERTED, RETARDED, CHAUVANISTIC BASTARDS!!! 

 [ "decency timeline" ]

1: The amount of time knowing or dating someone after which it is considered "decent" or appropriate to do certain things with said person.

  * e.g.,  ... Kissing someone on a first date would be considered within the decency timeline, where as banging someone on the first date may, by some, not be. 

 [ "common decency" ]

1: Respect for people around you.

  * e.g.,  ... at least, I had the common decency not to blow your boyfriend at our sister's graduation. I waited till after. 

 [ "Human Decency" ]

1: Something that a lot of people don't have and it's frustrating because im so tired of arguing with people about basic rights and respect

  * e.g.,  ... ugh why cant people just have human decency. is it that hard to not be racist, homophobic, and sexist? 

 [ "Decency Flush" ]

1: If a Courtesy Flush is flushing while still on the toilet (to eliminate odor for others' sakes), then a Decency Flush is simply flushing the toilet when done pooping... period.

  * e.g.,  ... Dear roommate: A 'courtesy flush' isn't required but a 'decency flush' kinda is. So please remember to flush after you shit your next hobbit. Okay, thanks. Dear roommate: Found another shit show in the toilet today. Please refer to my last note... the whole 'decency flush' thing. Okay. Yeah. Thanks. Dear roommate: Another hobbit found. Dear roommate: Okay. Scratch the decency flush thing... moving on to 'mandated flush'. Please comply. Dear roommate: I'm moving out. Not comfortable wearing this hazmat suit anymore. 

 [ "No Human Decency" ]

1: When you don't have Human Decency proves that when you're wrogn u dont own up to it you fucking cunt

  * e.g.,  ... you have no human decency 

 [ "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex" ]

1: A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.

  * e.g.,  ... If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either. 

 [ "Common decency" ]

1: Something your boring roommate says to you when he doesn’t want to hear your bangers at 11:00 am on the day of the only darty that he will ever have the pleasure to enjoy.

  * e.g.,  ... “There’s a thing called common decency, and I don’t want to hear your music at 11:00 in the morning because I’m lame. Hee hee.” 

 [ "Plea for decency" ]

1: Well then FINE! I don't need your respect!

  * e.g.,  ... Hym "You sounded like you needed it when you made your plea for decency... You respect your priest. You want me to be celibate and LIKE IT. You want me to validate your beliefs and your choices without having to earn it. You want daddy's unconditional love from the men you don't fuck and daddy's big fat cock from the men you do..."