" ordinance "

 [ "Ordinals" ]

1: Ordinals:

  * e.g.,  ... "While Bitcoin was busy crunching numbers, Ordinals threw on a beret and started the Mona Lisa of blockchains – who knew crypto had such a creative streak?" "If Bitcoin is the serious older sibling counting every penny, Ordinals is the younger one turning those pennies into groundbreaking digital art installations!" "Ordinals decided that if they were going to live on the blockchain, they might as well turn it into the Louvre of the digital world, one pixel at a time. "Hey girl, have you seen my ordinal collection? No? You must be crazy. 'Cause this is just the BitGinning of all that is going to be right in the world." 

 [ "Ordinals" ]

2: noun A groundbreaking convergence of art and cryptography, Ordinals redefine digital ownership by embedding indelible masterpieces within the Bitcoin blockchain, heralding a renaissance for the digital age where every pixel becomes a testament to innovation and vision. A distinctive type of digital asset associated with Bitcoin, representing unique ownership over specific data or digital artifacts inscribed on the Bitcoin blockchain. Bitcoin's artsy cousin who left the finance world to become a digital Picasso, creating unique doodles that everyone in the crypto-neighborhood wants on their blockchain wall. Bitcoin's trendy sidekick; while Bitcoin's busy being the serious coin of the realm, Ordinals are out there throwing digital art parties on the blockchain and making every byte count!

 [ "Ordin" ]

1: ordin is and somewhat intelligent okay guy who is sometimes funny but has no taste of girls and his eyebrows split weird ordin will not get a girl cause he doesnt want to and no girls like him now maybe in the future but he is a good guy with horrible tast in food and friends

  * e.g.,  ... ordin is a good guy 

 [ "ordinances" ]

1: Your stature, your state of mind. Used mainly in The Screwed Up South.

  * e.g.,  ... "Mah ordinance iz kool!" 

 [ "ordinal" ]

1: Someone who is very stern, strict, anal, stuck up, snotty, snobby, noobish, laking of friends, a complete loser, and etc.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Sutton! Hey Nick! STFU U ORDINAL BITCH DICKFACE COCKMASTER PUSSY WIPPED BITCH! 

 [ "ordinal" ]

2: It basically covers all the curse words by saying the simple phrase " You are so ordinal".

 [ "ordinal" ]

3: Originates frum my head (which one) lol adam.

 [ "Plum Ordinance" ]

1: When a player dives on the ground after a basketball

  * e.g.,  ... The player got a Plum Ordinance for diving after the basketball. 

 [ "bro-ordinate" ]

1: The verb to bro-ordinate is bro-terminology for planning a homosocial or "bro" event or gathering of any size. This would include texting, calling, or facebooking a number of "bros," inviting them somewhere to play gamecube, drink light beer, and watch sketch comedy clips on youtube.

  * e.g.,  ... -Yo, bro, could you call Bill and bro-ordinate for the hockey game? Then we could go listen to the new Jack Johnson cd up in my room. -dude, don't let George bro-ordinate for the gamecube party. he's totally lame and nobody likes him. -do you have any plans tonight? not yet, but I'm about to bro-ordinate some with my bro Bilderberg on the phone. 

 [ "Deploy ordinance" ]

1: Sheen-inspired euphemism for a prodigious bowel movement. Created to replace "morning glory" which is also used to describe a male's morning erection - a source of considerable confusion.

  * e.g.,  ... Coworker: Hold that thought - I just finished my coffee and it's time to deploy my ordinance. Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets. Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance. Medical student: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history. 

 [ "ordination-of-the-coordinates" ]

1: The act of aligning the penis with a tight vagina to allow for simple harmonic motion, resulting in human propagation.

  * e.g.,  ... This chick got an 'A' by doing a reciprocal-ordination-of-the-coordinates with the lecturer in her dorm room. 

 [ "Ordinal legecy" ]

1: A telegram game where you can follow your passion for anime and gaming while competing with thousands of players online.

  * e.g.,  ... I love ordinal legecy from tg. 

 [ "alphabetical ordinance" ]

1: boardinance: A building-code for wooden structures or wild pigs

  * e.g.,  ... Additional examples of alphabetical ordinance include: 

 [ "alphabetical ordinance" ]

2: boredinance: A rule about providing adequate interesting programs/activities for local youths

  * e.g.,  ... nordinance: Rule of neither 

 [ "alphabetical ordinance" ]

3: coordinance: Specifies how many cans of Goldens and Silver Bullets ya are allowed per day

  * e.g.,  ... poordinance: Da permissible degree of indigence 

 [ "alphabetical ordinance" ]

4: cordinance: Da local custom regarding extra/unwanted string

  * e.g.,  ... poredinance: Rules regarding da tiny holes in yer skin 

 [ "alphabetical ordinance" ]

5: coredinance: Dictates how ya hafta dispose of yer eaten apples and dead car-batteries

  * e.g.,  ... pourdinance: How ya hafta dispense liquids, powders, etc. 

 [ "alphabetical ordinance" ]

6: doordinance: What ya hafta obey regarding hinged entrance-ways fordinance: Which and/or how many blue-oval-badged vehicles ya may own

  * e.g.,  ... roardinance: How loudly ya may rev yer engine or perform yer lion-impersonations 

 [ "alphabetical ordinance" ]

7: fourdinance: An edict regarding a specific number of items, occasions, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... soardinance: A rule regarding flight 

 [ "alphabetical ordinance" ]

8: goredinance: Rule regarding how graphically-violent a movie or event can be

  * e.g.,  ... soredinance: How temperish or achy/rashy ya can become before seeking treatment 

 [ "alphabetical ordinance" ]

9: hoardinance: How many items ya may hold onto

  * e.g.,  ... toredinance: How dilapidated/damaged yer clothing can be when ya are out in public 

 [ "alphabetical ordinance" ]

10: lordinance: How much power you can have over others

  * e.g.,  ... tourdinance: Da law regarding guided entertainment/instructional strolls 

 [ "alphabetical ordinance" ]

11: loredinance: What types of historic tales are permitted

  * e.g.,  ... whoredinance: How "loose" a person can be 

 [ "alphabetical ordinance" ]

12: moordinance: What's allowed on broad grassy areas

  * e.g.,  ... woredinance: How new something has to be, or what clothing ya hafta put on 

 [ "alphabetical ordinance" ]

13: moredinance: Da law controlling additional amounts

  * e.g.,  ... yoredinance: What antique items/activities ya may possess and/or partake of