" gilded "

 [ "gilded" ]

1: having a pleasing or showy appearance that conceals something of little worth.

  * e.g.,  ... "Wow did you see that girl...she looks good?" 

 [ "Gild" ]

1: A Gild is a loyal person. Who will do things to help you when you can't be bothered. For example, "Gild get my laptop charger". However they are somewhat weak Physically. You could compare a Gild to a shrimp. A Gild is always someone who you regard as Harmless.

  * e.g.,  ... Gild fetch me my water bottle 

 [ "gilding" ]

1: An overly animated homosexual male or transvestite.

  * e.g.,  ... The gilding around the block is a real party animal. 

 [ "Gild" ]

1: Gild=God I Love Dick, God I Love David, God I Love Dinosaurs. Basically anything that starts with the letter D can be put at the end and you can say "God I Love (Anything that starts with the letter D) " Saying GILD puts you into the GILD Clan, basically means you love dick.

  * e.g.,  ... "GILD!" "God I Love Dick, it's so good, especially Gabe's." "God I love... DICK!" and also randomly yelling GILD. 

 [ "Gilded Goat" ]

1: When a Male tucks his cock and balls between his thighs, bends over and proceeds to urinate on his partner.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude... last night I gave my wife a golden shower. Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!! 

 [ "Gilded Turd" ]

1: To spend money to "improve" or "pimp out" a worthless item such as a crappy car, dump of a house, or other such item. Usually done by spending more to upgrade an item than was paid for it but still not actually increasing the value of the item with these upgrades.

  * e.g.,  ... After Sam spent $1900 to pimp out his $300 rusted out, beat up, 1982 Celebrity all he got for his trouble was a gilded turd and credit card debt. 

 [ "Gilding the Lilly" ]

1: To adorn unnecessarily something already beautiful. The expression is a condensation of Shakespeare's metaphor in King John: "To gild refined gold, to paint the lily ... is wasteful and ridiculous excess." i.e., you wouldn't need to add gold to a beautiful lily.

  * e.g.,  ... Jennilyn is so beauitful that putting on makeup is just Gilding the Lilly. 

 [ "Gilded Star" ]

1: A lithuanian phrase.

  * e.g.,  ... Lith: OMFG GILDED STAR LT PRIDE?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!? 

 [ "Gilded Cunt" ]

1: A woman/girl that a majority of men will find very attractive, however she will harbour various diseases and creates numerous social dilemmas.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, Cait is such a fucking Gilded Cunt, stay away from the bitch!" 

 [ "Gilding the Menorah" ]

1: The act of shoving a large dildo up a young Jewish girl's ass, pulling it out, licking it and then shoving it into her pussy. Not to be confused with the very popular "golden sponge bath."

  * e.g.,  ... Ari and Levana were having nice, clean sex when Ari grabbed Levana's dildo and began Gilding the Menorah.