" feathered "

 [ "feathered" ]

1: Getting hit in the balls really hard, the type of ball kicks that a kickboxer would cower in fear of. Originally a joke from a Sam O'Nella video about Slang words he doesn't understand.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Woah dude, you just got feathered. 

 [ "feathered" ]

1: The state of being stoned or under the influence of pot. Comes from the use of the word feathers to mean weed.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I am so fucking feathered, I can't count my fingers..." 

 [ "Feathers" ]

1: Feathers – \feath•ers\ Noun: Slang for hubris, arrogant, vain, narcissistic, selfish, self-centered. Originated from the cliché “He’s like a peacock so in love with his own feathers he’d high five his own shadow”

  * e.g.,  ... The server referred to John as “Feathers” to her co-workers because Feathers was so self-centered he liked leaving an intentional mess and bossing people around at the restaurant which gave him a sense of narcissistic pleasure and inflated self-worth. 

 [ "Feathering It" ]

1: ) When you are a cool guy, who knows what’s up, and you just seem to never stop (possibly due to drugs or mental illness). ) Cutting your hair with fire.

  * e.g.,  ... First Example - 

 [ "feather" ]

1: a bird's fur

  * e.g.,  ... i love birds, they has cool feathers 

 [ "Feathering it" ]

1: The indulgence of activities that cause trills and feelings of greatnesses. Such activities include hair styling, dentistry, following proto, stamp collecting, a great fuck in the park, law enforcement of law enforcement, and following the speed limit my dear brother.

  * e.g.,  ... Whilst feathering it, don’t be scared to burn the head skin just a little bit. Doesn’t that feel great? 

 [ "Feather" ]

1: A father who truly enjoys playing with his very young children for extended periods of time, especially while sober.

  * e.g.,  ... Russ: Chris said he had a great time at the Great Wolf Lodge this weekend playing in the pool with his 4-year-old twins. Ted: And he said he didn't even drink! What a fuckin' feather! Russ: Yep, sober. He said tossing the beach ball was second most fun next to making waves with his arms. 

 [ "feather" ]

1: A father who truly enjoys playing with his young children for extended periods of time, even while sober.

  * e.g.,  ... Russ: Chris said he had a great time at the Great Wolf Lodge this weekend playing in the pool with his 4-year-old twins. Ted: And he said he didn't even drink! What a fuckin' feather! 

 [ "feather" ]

1: a word describing a girl that is intimately unapproachable and socially awkward

  * e.g.,  ... "i saw this girl at the party last night, spent all night watching her and when i finally went to talk to her, i found out she was a total feather" 

 [ "Feather" ]

1: (Science) The process of pulling back on the sterile wrap of a disposable pipette to then insert the pipette into a pipettor. It may also include the process of inserting the pipette into a pipettor.

  * e.g.,  ... The bacteria is ready, feather the pipette.