" blanketed "

 [ "blanketed" ]

1: When cross with someone, approach them with a blanket from behind. Once close enough, encompass them with said blanket and proceed to pummel them and flee the scene before they realize who has assaulted them.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: *Walking in the parking lot* 

 [ "Blanketeer" ]

1: One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dammit Allison, I’m freezing, you are such a blanketeer."  

 [ "Blanketeer" ]

2: Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.

  * e.g.,  ... "Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blanketeer." 

 [ "Blanket" ]

1: The only think that keeps me safe from the cruel world when Im out of my den of depression. Thank you for your service.

  * e.g.,  ... Depression: Boo! Me: Nice try, my blanket shall protect me 

 [ "blanket" ]

1: When someone says something so boring that it literally puts you to sleep.

  * e.g.,  ... Joel: Man, that statement Tyler said was so blanket, put me right to sleep. 

 [ "Blanket" ]

1: A warm comfortable fuzzy that keeps u warm

  * e.g.,  ... I was so comfy in my blanket 

 [ "blanket" ]

1: a cloth that is like a towel, but it's usually heavier and instead of drying you, it keeps you warm. Most people like to keep blankets on their bed at night. Blankets are totally sweet

  * e.g.,  ... damn I love my blanket 

 [ "blanketivity" ]

1: the tendency to attract and/or hog all of the blankets during sleep.

  * e.g.,  ... I was freezing all night because my wife has an extremely high blanketivity. 

 [ "Blanket" ]

1: A mostly soft thing to keep warm with but is not always soft

  * e.g.,  ... Friend: how are you not cold 

 [ "Blanketing" ]

1: Blanketing is the newest internet sensation where one wears a blanket over their head in various public settings and posts a picture online. This is the new "planking" except it is way more fun, and planking is pretty stupid anyway.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Hey, you look stupid with that blanket on your head Person 2: BITCH, I'M BLANKETING 

 [ "Blanket" ]

1: That comfy soft thing you have to take off in the morning

  * e.g.,  ... Just 5 more minutes in my comfy blanket!