" flowery "

 [ "flowery" ]

1: Something that a RPG character may be acused of being when wasting time by pursuing the solution of a problem in a silly way or by talking too much.

  * e.g.,  ... dude1: I'm going to try and catch a squirrel, I can skin it, gut it and use its small carcass as a hat to protect me from the acid rain. 

 [ "Flowery" ]

1: A socially appropriate way to say "horny". Typically used by fairly innocent people that are too embarrassed to admit that they are, in fact, horny.

  * e.g.,  ... "My boyfriend's kisses make me feel flowery." 

 [ "Flowery" ]

1: Basically means ‘gay’ but not really. Like feminine if that makes sense.

  * e.g.,  ... The french language is kinda flowery ngl 

 [ "Flowery" ]

1: Short for flowerpetally. Having the characteristics of a flowerpetal. Usually meant for a girl. These characteristics include: sweet, intelligent, sincere, warm-hearted, beautiful, and very lovable. The word for a guy with these characteristics is woodchippy.

  * e.g.,  ... Erik: You know that new girl, Clara? I finally got to know her. She turned out to be quite flowery. I mean, she's humble but she is incredibly smart and so lovely. Alex: Surely she can't compare to my sweetheart. Mereda is like the sun, making my dull life sparkle. She will always be in my heart. Edward: True, Mereda is definitely flowery. But so is my biology partner, Hariette. She helps me so much, making the ever-so-difficult class seem like first grade. And yet she never accepts a compliment. 

 [ "Flowery" ]

1: While wearing a flowing are floppy skirt having the feeling of hippie like peace.

  * e.g.,  ... You wake up one morning you look and in your closet and see the perfect flowing purple skirt. It comes about to your knees and when you spin in circles it fans out around you. Then you look over and see the perfect grateful dead tie dye t-shirt, you put them on. Then you whistle your way to the bathroom brush your curls out grab your sun glasses and waltz out into the bright sunny day. You wander over to a daisy patch plop yourself down and begin knitting yourself a daisy crown. Once you have your crown on your head you lay back in the grass with a stouge and make pictures in the clouds. At this time you will feel in a complete relaxed state of flowery. 

 [ "flowery shirt" ]

1: A Hideous fashion crime, often worn by flamboyant queen's or those who don't quite understand the meaning of chic.

  * e.g.,  ... Gee Robin are you 'coming out' with that flowery shirt. 

 [ "Flowery Branch" ]

1: Small town in the middle of nowhere where there are branches with a bunch of flowers. Located just outside of Buford and Gainesville.

  * e.g.,  ... First Man: "Hey look over there! All those trees have a bunch of flowers on them." 

 [ "Flowery Seat" ]

1: When talcum powder is inserted into the anus and then expelled into sexual partners face, willingly

  * e.g.,  ... Oh go on, give me a flowery seat 

 [ "flowery path" ]

1: to give luck to oneself or to others; a figurative expression in the sense of 'hope to have a good life'

  * e.g.,  ... Chelsea: His family is getting better now. 

 [ "flowery shit" ]

1: when you take a nasty smelling shit, use flower scent air freshener to cover it up, then walk in the bathroom 10 minutes later and you get the nice smell of flowers and shit

  * e.g.,  ... tom took a big shit after eating his mothers egg salad, he used flower air freshener to mask the smell, tom's father walked in the washroom 10 minutes later and puked because of the flowery shit smell