" blessed "

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1: adjective for feeling good or having something good happen to you.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo son, i just found a fat dub sack lying on the street, lets go smoke it up homes" 

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1: As in Brian Blessed. A man who could out-boom God in the Booming Voice Olympics. Often described as 'shouty' in his acting performances, this is really an inadequate adjective. While the volume the man can produce is quite simply staggering and which regularly makes wilderbeast stampede for their lives even on another continent, volume alone is only part of his amazing talent. His shouting is at once deafeningly loud, jolly, heartwarming, deceptively articulate and imposing. An absolute pleasure to experience, even while your ears begin to shatter.

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: omg hus dat guy hu jus came to da party?!???!" 

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2: In addition he understands the aesthetic of contrast in further enhancing the magnitude of his shouting. He will very often speak at a delicate volume for several words in a row, and he is so well spoken you'd think he was a librarian at Cambridge. But then, without notice... "AH WELL, WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? HAHAHAHAHAHA.... DIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!"

  * e.g.,  ... person 2: dunno bruv, but he's bare blessed you get me! 

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3: In common usage today as slang for someone whose charismatic presence is felt immediately by all (example below)

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1: the feeling of getting/being high from smoking ganja.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man i feel Highly Blessed inna meditation from smokin on that gangsta blunt." 

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2: Comes from the idea that it is a blessed herb put on Earth by God/Jah for mankind to utilize from creation.

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3: (can also be shortened to simply "bless" for easier use in speech)

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1: blessed is a way to say everything is cool, another way of saying blessed is "bumper and breast"

  * e.g.,  ... oi fam u cool yh 

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1: Being given a great joy by God.

  * e.g.,  ... 9/11 was a good thing because it made us realize how blessed we are to live in this country. 

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1: To join a gang without getting jumped or doing some sort of initation. People are mainly blessed for being a family member of an already recruited gangmember. Shunned upon by other gang members. Usually promoted or acknowledged without doing real work like the rest of the members.

  * e.g.,  ... Josh got blessed in cuz hes Elloi's cousin. What a pussy. 

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1: to get yo dick sucked in the middle of the street.

  * e.g.,  ... yo man, this homeless lady followed me to the bus-stop and blessed me for two tic-tacs and a frankfurter. 

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1: Blessing, the name of the girl you love who you can’t stop talking about. Maybe it’s because you love the way her name tastes on your tongue, or because you enjoy her in general. Either way, she’s the definition of absolute perfection. She’s kind but not one to keep her feelings to herself. She’s bold about her opinions—proud of it—but she’s still so caring. She’ll be struggling through so much, wanting to give up all the time, but she always manages to somehow keep pushing through. She has strong tenacity and no matter how much she might want to just give up, she can’t. And it’s not because she loves herself like a narcissist, rather, it’s because she doesn’t want those around her to hurt. She doesn’t deserve to go through the problems she suffers with and when she tells you about them YOU feel your heart ache. She’ll say “I’m fine,” but you see straight through her mask. You want to wrap your arms around her, whisper comforting words into her ear as you stroke her hair. She’ll eventually break, making you’re heart ultimately shatter, but you know that she needs this. She’ll start to tremble, mumbling incoherent phrases of apologies as you continue to lull her. But when she stops and relaxes, man doesn’t that just make you smile like an idiot. She’ll reciprocate the smile, hers much brighter. And that smile will just make you melt. And that’s when you realize that you want complete happiness for this damn girl.

  * e.g.,  ... Phil: “Dude, I’m crushing on Blessing.” 

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1: She's the one. She's beautiful and bubbly. Blessings are normally Africans and are the prettiest alive with the biggest bums, second from Esther's and Maria's. They are flawless and have a unique personality. Blessing's have the nicest bodies shape and don't need make up because they are already gifted with beauty. If you have a Blessing then you are indeed a happy man. She will feed you with a shower of suprises and the first one will be that you FOUND her. If you let go you will always want to come back, you might even be lucky if she accept's you back. They are intelligent, smart, peng but are fierce and rude. Don't get in their bad side. They are full of hidden talents so wait to date on if you want to discover them😘

  * e.g.,  ... She's the one a blessing to my life 

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1: He/she makes an awesome lover... you can never forget a Blessing once you've been with one. Shy in crowds but rocks your world when you get close to him/her

  * e.g.,  ... i want to have a Blessing everyday. Blessing is good for the body and soul