" stark "

 [ "stark" ]

1:  forbiddingly bare and plain: forbidding in its bareness and lack of any ornament, relieving feature, or pleasant prospect

  * e.g.,  ... confronting stark reality 

 [ "stark" ]

2:  unambiguous and harsh: presented in plain, unambiguous, and usually rather harsh terms

 [ "stark" ]

3:  complete: having reached the fullest extent or degree of something

 [ "stark" ]

4:  without clothes: completely unclothed and uncovered

 [ "stark" ]

5:  rigid: showing or affected by rigor mortis (archaic)

 [ "stark" ]

1: a late comment on an Internet forum that has been idle for a long time. Often explicitly stated by the person who knows that her comment is late.

  * e.g.,  ... (2/23/2010 12:31) Hey All! I am in Chicago and looking for stuff to do. Anybody know any good coffee shops? 

 [ "stark" ]

1:  Having qualities of an oblivious Public Speaking Teacher.

  * e.g.,  ...  The stark teacher did not notice the student cuss her out behind her back. 

 [ "stark" ]

2:  One who pronounes names incorrectly and or forgets names.

  * e.g.,  ...  Stark asked me how my name was pronounced the morning before the public speaking dinner, but still mispronounced it later that night. 

 [ "stark" ]

1: bender who looks like shrek and always says UR MAW he is a dumfuk and supports the shittest team ever (pars)and is gay with scott

  * e.g.,  ... ur almost as gay as stark 

 [ "starked it" ]

1: The art of aggressively failing at women.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you wind up boning that girl who gave you a BJ in the bathroom? Nah man, totally starked it. 

 [ "Starked" ]

1: Deriving from the character Tony Stark (or, Iron Man), it is a synonym for words like "owned", "pwned", "beasted", or "stole"; to be bested, or out-witted.

  * e.g.,  ... Haahahaha! You've been Starked, son! Anna: Hey, why am I doing your homework for you?! 

 [ "Starking" ]

1: Obsessively guarding or patrolling a parking spot when you believe the person in it is pulling out

  * e.g.,  ... He's been starking the handicap spot for 5 minutes 

 [ "starke" ]

1: a small town, in bradford county florida, it is the county seat for bradford county. unless you have a 4x4, a.t.v., or a weed eater, there is nothing to do- except smoke pot, drink, and have sex. many of the mindless employees of the florida state prison live in starke, as well as some of the dumbest rednecks in the world.

  * e.g.,  ... I need to go see my niece in gainsville, but i need to get through country-ass starke to get there. 

 [ "Stark" ]

1: someone who is good in bed, stark directly translated means able to withstand; strong

  * e.g.,  ... damn i want stark in bed 

 [ "A Stark" ]

1: A fat idiot with wrists wider than a horses penis

  * e.g.,  ... 'Look at that fat guys wrists, what a Stark.'