" benignant "

 [ "Benign" ]

1:  Having a kind and gentle disposition or appearance.

  * e.g.,  ...  The lady next door is a relavively benign presence. 

 [ "Benign" ]

2:  Not a threat to life or long-term health, especially by being noncancerous.

  * e.g.,  ...  The cancer's benign. 

 [ "Benign" ]

3:  Neutral or harmless in its effect or influence.

  * e.g.,  ...  The storm was benign. 

 [ "Benign" ]

4:  Mild or favorable in effect.

 [ "benign" ]

1: verb. the age one becomes after eight.

  * e.g.,  ... joe will benign after his birthday next week. 

 [ "benign neglect" ]

1: A method of parenting school-age children in which you leave them the fuck alone unless they need you for something. The exact opposite of a helicopter parent.

  * e.g.,  ... I let my children work out their own disagreements unless they start hitting each other. I'm a big advocate of benign neglect. 

 [ "benign cysters" ]

1: A set of sisters who are not life threatening, yet no one wants one, or even to look at one. They are annoying as shit. And they are gross. …so gross.

  * e.g.,  ... My ex wife and her sister are like a cancer that doesn’t kill you. But they won’t leave you alone for the rest of your life. And the are gross. … they are so, … very gross. The are the most perfect benign cysters. 

 [ "Jon Benign" ]

1: That most awesomest and rad musician in the history of music.

  * e.g.,  ... "Have you heard of the Beatles?" 

 [ "Benign Tumor" ]

1: One who doesn't really add to a situation, but is just there. Usually you don't mind them, they just tag along.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yeah, that tag along fatty is a benign tumor fo sho!" 

 [ "The benign beginner" ]

1: A beginner that does not advance in an agressive, unlimited manner

  * e.g.,  ... The benign beginner made surprising advances against all odds. 

 [ "Benign Betrayal" ]

1: The act of breaking a confidence or revealing information that was shared with you in private for reasons that are deemed moral or otherwise necessary.

  * e.g.,  ... Jack knew it was a benign betrayal telling Kathy that her boyfriend was cheating on her even although he was a friend. 

 [ "Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome." ]

1: Also known as BHPS. A harmless condition in which the catalyst event is inadvertently bought about by the victim wearing a hat for novelty purposes, while they are not generally accustomed to wearing one.

  * e.g.,  ... He thought there was something wrong. There wasn't. It was merely a case of Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome. Removal Procedure began immediately upon identification. 

 [ "Benign Hat Pressure Syndrome." ]

2: They do this under marijuana inebriation. The marijuana ingestion causes vagueness and temporary loss of short term memory in the victim, and the irregular use of the hat becomes forgotten. The victim senses the anomalous pressure caused by the hat, and perceives it to be something akin to a "headache", an imbalance, or loss in equilibrium. For treatment of BHPS, identification of the cause (see: hat) and removal will result in alleviation of the symptoms. This results in a return to relative normalcy, and increased feelings of joy in the (now) former victim. Most often, identification will be made by a secondary party - Hat removal procedures can be performed by either of the aforementioned, a nigh-immediate improvement will be noted thereafter. The syndrome has been known to recur at times of subsequent marijuana usage.

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