" conservative "

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1: Despite the misgivings of certain individuals who have an absurdly black/white view of the political spectrum, conservatism does not instantly mean hypocrasy and it certainly is not necessarily far-right in philosophy. Conservatism can be broadly categorised in two areas:

  * e.g.,  ... I am a fiscal conservative, but a social liberal. 

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2:  Fiscal conservatism. A belief in personal responsibility for finances. Scaling back taxation to allow greater control over individual incomes. Conservative thinking promotes cutbacks in public spending enabling tax breaks to be given to those that are earning, and believes in helping those out of work back into self sufficiency.

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3:  Social conservatism. Contrary to the fiscal conservatism, social conservatives believe in placing restrictions on personal freedoms, resulting in more government involvement into the daily lives of individuals. This is also known as neo-conservative.

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1: 1) One who espouses a political philosophy based on tradition and social stability, stressing established institutions, and preferring gradual development to abrupt change.

  * e.g.,  ... "Today's so-called 'conservatives' don't even know what the word means. They think I've turned liberal because I believe a woman has a right to an abortion. That's a decision that's up to the pregnant woman, not up to the pope or some do-gooders or the Religious Right. It's not a conservative issue at all." -- Barry Goldwater 

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2: 2) One who believes in less government being better government.

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3: 3) One who believes in such "outmoded" ideas as civil liberties (freedom of speech, separation of church and state, right to keep and bear arms, that kind of thing)

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4: 4) One for whom the Republican Party no longer truly speaks.

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5: 5) a word that today's so-called "conservatives" don't know the definition of.

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1: A person who espouses the idea of "less government". However, they tend to espouse the idea of "less government" more when it comes to spending money for social programs. They have no qualms about looking over people's shoulders, spying on or jailing people for suspected "un-American activities" at a base that is not even on American soil. Among their interference in our lives: spying on cell phone calls without permission of Congress, saying, "I'm the president. Why do I need anyone's permission?", or using brute military force to enforce their vision of that things should be like on the outside world. They believe in torture in the name of national security. As far as financial responsibility, they believe in shrinking down every part of the government but giving the Department of Defense what is essentially a blank check, and run up horrific deficits fighting senseless, endless wars. Strength is good, but waste is not. They are often religious, but they seem to have Jesus Christ confused with Ronald Reagan. Their philosophies are often subtly or blatantly racist and xenophobic, and they have been known to advocate disenfranchisement of women and minorities (see: ann coulter because these groups overwhelmingly vote liberal and are growing much faster than the aging white male voter base they rely on. Their failed policies were rejected in the 2008 election, by the "true" patriots of our great country.

  * e.g.,  ... Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter are examples of the consummate conservative gone mad: God, church, family, country, torture, domestic spying, and killing the ragheads. 

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1: The fear that someone somewhere, may be happy.

  * e.g.,  ... Conservatives believe in equality for all heterosexual, Christian white males. 

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1: Most often members of the Republican Party in America. Most often known as fucking nuts by the rest of the world.

  * e.g.,  ... Ohh, look at me! I'm a tree huggin, baby clubbin liberal! I can read and write! I care about people! - conservative negative ad on liberals. 

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1: what many single-issue vetting hypocrites define themselves as being politically.

  * e.g.,  ... It's absolutely sickening, how the Bush Administration lied to us, as do most "Conservative" Republican Administrations - the murdering, the wars, the bribery, the theft, the lies, the coverups, a complete disregard for anyone or anything other than Profits - but, because they claim to be Pro-Life, i must vote for them if i'm gonna make it to heaven. 

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1: "No."

  * e.g.,  ...  Kid: "Mom, can we wear our bathing suits today instead of regular underwear?" 

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2: Contrast with liberal.

  * e.g.,  ... Conservative Mom: "No." 

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1: Someone who spends money on the wrong things.

  * e.g.,  ... The conservatives keep pumping money into a country that is half a world away even though there are plenty of domestic issues to deal with. 

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1: A conservative is someone who thinks resources like land, water, timber and oil are owed to Man in infinite abundance by an invisible deity until Jesus returns, at which point the Earth and all its raw materials will be purged. The Bible gives the exact date of this liberating event. Thus, conservation, environmental regulations and other forms of greed-control are socialist plots against patriots who are merely pillaging resources per God's Plan. Never mind that the world is getting increasingly overpopulated and rife with scarcity. The Chosen Ones are above the laws of nature.

  * e.g.,  ... Being a good conservative, he mocked the recycling program as not cost-effective, threw his aluminum can in the trash, and sped away in his Yukon Denial with Limbaugh bleating about the "global warming hoax." 

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1: cocksuckers of the earth.

  * e.g.,  ... someone who has a really hard time with two men or women being together. perhaps these conservatives were abused as children, or possibly just retarded.