" aligns "

 [ "align" ]

1: A term used by foreign, often incompetent, IT managers to describe an integration task or a task requiring cooperation between multiple employees.

  * e.g.,  ... "@employee_one, plz align with @employee_two to update new do_stuff() function from last merge." "I failed my English classes but blew enough cocks to become a team leader, so I use 'align' instead of terms like 'work together', 'integrate into' or 'talk with'." 

 [ "Alignment" ]

1: The word you use when you are in a business meeting and can't think of anything worthwhile to say.

  * e.g.,  ... The team really need to align our activities in order to maintain our alignment to the business's core strategies 

 [ "alignment" ]

1: One's philosophical loyalties; may include religious ideals.

  * e.g.,  ... Why do my chaotic evil characters always get stuck with a bunch of goody-goody lawfuls? 

 [ "alignment" ]

2: In RPG, the choice between good and evil; law and chaos.

 [ "Sandusky Alignment" ]

1: The straightening of a young boys back by way of his anus. The person conducting the alignment must be 60 years old or older and the young boy must be between 3 and 10 years of age.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Hey Boo Boo, your walking a little funny. I might need to give you a Sandusky Alignment later. Person 2: I'll be alright, no need to bother. Person 3: Get your ass on this mattress and let me straighten your back. Take your pants and underwear off now!!! Put some KY on your asshole too!!!! Person 3: Don't you feel better? I know I do. If you have any other friends your age that have back issues, send them my way, okay buddy? 

 [ "Self-alignment" ]

1: An initial stage to self empowerment, to live the present with least resistance. A restoration of harmony and inner stillness within onself.

  * e.g.,  ... In order to nurture your soul and feel true happiness within, you need to raise your awareness for self-alignment. 

 [ "Miracle Aligner" ]

1: Someone who is very competent in numerous sexual acts and can make your wildest dreams come true. Miracle Aligners are typically humble but very confident in the bedroom.

  * e.g.,  ... "He's a Miracle Aligner it's like he was born to blow my mind" 

 [ "Stars align" ]

1: The funny roblox game

  * e.g.,  ... Man stars align is so cool. Man when stars align releases my stars will be aligned 

 [ "Lesbian alignment" ]

1: Lesbian alignment is when a womans attractiveness becomes significantly higher when she engages in acts of a lesbian nature. When a woman is given an attractiveness rating out of 10 (ten), a maximum of 2 (two) additional points can be added to the rating out of 10. As such, a mildly attractive woman can, with the help of the lesbian alignment, become a smoking hot babe just by performing cunnilingus on a female friend.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, is your girlfriend hot?" 

 [ "non-alignment" ]

1: -the state of not being arranged in a straight line or in correct relative positions

  * e.g.,  ... They reached a state of Non-Alignment. 

 [ "non-alignment" ]

2: -the lack of affiliation or alliance with other nations or groups especially politicians

 [ "when the stars align" ]

1: When an unexpected and nearly impossible event takes place. Usually due to pure luck or the divine intervention of God.

  * e.g.,  ... The love of my life left and went back to her own country, and I don't know if I'll ever see her again. But I pray to God each day and when the stars align I hope we'll end up together.