" evens "

 [ "not even" ]

1: you are disputing a statement

  * e.g.,  ... He said he was from Wanganui and I was like "not even!" 

 [ "An Evening with" ]

1: Usually a concert where there is no opening band and the main act performs a longer set than usual. Usually takes place in a smaller venue such as a club.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude I got tickets to "An Evening with Coheed And Cambria" 

 [ "Even" ]

1: An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'. Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm literally dying because I can't even. That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance. 

 [ "even if" ]

1: A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.

  * e.g.,  ... Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's." 

 [ "Even" ]

1: The name of an incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and perfect male individual. They're usually very good at the sex.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh man, that Even sure has a big dick! Oh my god, i wish i had someone named Even in my life! Oh my god, Even is so incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and such a perfect male individual. He is also good at the sex. 

 [ "Even" ]

1: Scandinavian name A person with a great personality and a big... heart. He use most of his energy to make others happy, but barely have enough left to make himself happy. His humor is one of a kind, and he love to make dry and edgy jokes.

  * e.g.,  ... "Even told me a soooo bad joke that its good, i can't stop dying of laughter inside." *Gets a compliment* "Aww, did you just do an Even? I cant even..." 

 [ "not even" ]

1: This is a term commonly used in oakville. A state of denial. The term is used to strongly deny something.

  * e.g.,  ... Oakville Kid: Yo i heard you were kickin it old school with corbins mom last night brooo !!! 

 [ "evenity" ]

1: the state of being completely even

  * e.g.,  ... I've repaid all of my debts and favors and have reached evenity. 

 [ "even" ]

1: word added to a sentence when you want to stress something hysterically just to sound angrier.

  * e.g.,  ... 'Why are you EVEN trying it?' 

 [ "Even!" ]

1: Exclamation denoting agreement, surprise, approval

  * e.g.,  ... He's totally rocking the porn moustache look