" queues "

 [ "queue" ]

1: A line for waiting.

  * e.g.,  ... You are in queue. 

 [ "queueing" ]

1: Waiting in a queue or a line. Queueing is the only 8 letter word in the English language with 5 vowels in a row.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm queueing up for train tickets" 

 [ "Queue" ]

1: To search for an match in an online game. Queueing means you are starting the search for the match. To shorten the search time for players in prospective match one might "queue up" with some friends to limit the number of players required for the match to start, or improve one's chances of ranking up in-game.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey Jon, do you wanna queue up in Rainbow Six: Siege?" 

 [ "queue" ]

1: to share something of insignificant value that is consumed, as in cigarettes, beverages, etc. This is usually done with two or more friends, but it is possible to "queue" with just one other person. This doesn't really apply to food per say, because with food you're kind of just sharing.

  * e.g.,  ... we should queue up a cigarette. 

 [ "queue" ]

1: A list of "potentials". As with any netflix queue, "potentials" can easily move up and down in the queue. Some you end up watching once and then return, others you hang onto for a while, some never get to the point where they enter your "mailbox". What's important is to have a good number of members in the queue - ideally of different genres. Some members should be action flicks, others romance, and its always good to have a few members that are just there for a good laugh.

  * e.g.,  ...  Mary: "Oh man, Joe pissed me off last night. Time to rearrange the queue." Susan: "I'm suspending my membership - I just want to watch Ben's movie over and over and over again - it is my favorite movie everrrrr!" 

 [ "rage queue" ]

1: Normally a League of Legends term. It is for the common situation where a player mindlessly queues for and loses match after match, furiously, often undoing days of progress in a few hours of bad matches.

  * e.g.,  ... "Tyler1 went 8-3 one day then the next day lost it all on rage queue" 

 [ "Yolo Queue" ]

1: A combination of "solo queue" and "YOLO". Yolo queue is a serious gamble one takes when playing a competitive online game in which a player enters a team game by them self and risks obtaining obstinate idiots for teammates instead of well acquainted, confidently good players (such as the player's friends). Loss and frustration are sure to occur after yolo queuing.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: "Hey man we need one more player on our team. Wanna join?" 

 [ "faux queue" ]

1: noun phrase: A slow line at a store checkout, the cause of one's being faux queued.

  * e.g.,  ... noun phrase: I was caught in a faux queue caused by a little old lady who insisted on paying with exact change, which she knew she had somewhere in her purse.... 

 [ "faux queue" ]

2: verb: to cause one to be faux queued by inordinately slowing down the progress of the checkout line.

  * e.g.,  ... verb: Why did that little old lady have to faux queue me when I was already so late for my appointment? 

 [ "faux queue" ]

3: expletive: see example

  * e.g.,  ... expletive: ME TO LITTLE OLD LADY: Faux queue, old lady! LITTLE OLD LADY TO ME: Faux queue too, young man! 

 [ "Solo queue" ]

1: Whenever a person queues for a game in a ranked online game such as League of Legends or Counter-Strike: Global Offensive alone (as opposed to playing with friends or friends of friends). People who do this typically run into the issue of having incompetent teammates or going up against a premade opposing team.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: Dude, I just solo queued a cs game in mm and got deranked because I got matched with a team full of friends and my team didn't know what they were doing. 

 [ "Solo Queue" ]

1: Getting into a game alone which increases the risks of getting dumb team mates.

  * e.g.,  ... Solo queue? more like get demoted because of dumb team mates.