" accord "

 [ "accord" ]

1: A reliable, economical car available in both sedan and coupe form factors, that perfectly reasonable people use for day-to-day transportation regardless of some internet douchebag's opinion about them.

  * e.g.,  ... It's a Honda Accord. What kind of example do you need? If you're not familiar with Honda and their line of vehicles, you probably can't read this anyway. 

 [ "accord" ]

1: an agreement

  * e.g.,  ... Yo kevin yur gonna let me sleep with yur girl rite?, we have an accord? 

 [ "accord" ]

1: a very dependable, midsized sedan, with good gas mileage, and an affordable price.

  * e.g.,  ... "what you paid $50,000 on a new mercedes and it broke down already. that sucks,i just bought a new accord with navigation, leather seats, front and side air bags,and dvd. then with the other $25,000 i bought a big ass boat." 

 [ "accord" ]

1: In geo-political denotation, an agreement that once signed, causes an end to hostilities PROVIDED that the conditions to the aforementioned agreemnet are met. Failure to comply with the accord conditions can result in the original action stopped by the Accord to be carried out as if no agreement was ever effected.

  * e.g.,  ... Germany and Japan are still bound by Accords both signed in 1945, stating that if they ever became belligerents in their respective theatres again, the allies would crush them. These Accords are still in effect. 

 [ "accord" ]

1: A cheap shit excuse for a car

  * e.g.,  ... WTF! you drive an accord, get the hell out of here. 

 [ "accord" ]

1: Gay ass car that young punks who can't afford a real car drive.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that fag in the accord. 

 [ "accord" ]

1: A pathetic "sporty" car that some idiotic "Mr. Opportunity" tries to brainwash you into buying. Frequently chosen by ricers and idiots that are STILL brainwashed into thinking American cars are unreliable. Also, they try to make you think it is sporty. Honda is probably the most far from sporty car in existence.

  * e.g.,  ... Accord Driver: This car sure is sporty! I like my spoilers I put on the back, they make it so much better. 

 [ "according" ]

1: so give credit to the smarter people

  * e.g.,  ... According to Lil Wayne if intercourse happens on the stairs and the female happens to get pregnant then call the baby step child 

 [ "Accord" ]

1: Drive a nice luxorious sedan.

  * e.g.,  ... I got a 2000 Honda Accord V-tech, and smoked a camaro,then he said that his anti-slippery system is not to good, what kind of pussy statement is that. 

 [ "Accord" ]

1: A mid-sized family car made by Honda. People believe that putting lots of money into an Accord makes them equal the value of a BMW, Mercedes, or Lexus. The only Accord worth buying is the newer Accord V6 Coupes with 240 horses that run low 14s.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, trip out on Jose's Accord. He put chrome 20s, a body kit, 3" drop, and some ricer altezzas on it and it still looks like ass."