" rumple "

 [ "rumple" ]

1: A type of drinking game where the participants shake up an unopened beer can to add pressure, and then proceed to smash it against their heads. Winner is the first to get enough of a stream shooting out to drink the remaining beer.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm totally hammered, me and the guys did a few too many rumples before we went out. 

 [ "rumple" ]

1: the visible lump(s) that result from shitting your pants in underwear, briefs, or any skin-tight variant.

  * e.g.,  ... Diana totally has rumples in her pants, but at least her hair looks AMAZING! OMG. 

 [ "rumple" ]

1: Prior to the act of anal intercourse, the gentleman produces some saliva onto his fingertips or directly onto his partners anus to lubricate the anal insurtion!

  * e.g.,  ... If your a gentleman you will not forget to rumple first! 

 [ "rumple" ]

1: To give the appearance of being disheveled, messy, unkempt, untidy, or scruffy to a person, object, situation, etc..

  * e.g.,  ... "Oops!" 

 [ "rumple" ]

1: a short midgetlike man or women that is weird and goofy,rumple stands for rumplestiltskin the fictional character. Who was a short deformed midget.

  * e.g.,  ... Micheal Cook is Rumple. 

 [ "rumple" ]

1: noun: A person or thing who has surpassed the usual level of doofiness. Usually sports a confused look constantly, and has a body that seems too big for them to handle properly.

  * e.g.,  ... "God, Steve! You're such a rumple!" 

 [ "The Rumples" ]

1: A Horrific and life changing disease that affects the penis. Causes large pus filled bumps to appear, and makes women grow a penis with similar effects. The Rumples are unable to be cured but can be treated with a special cream. After stroking your willy with the cream the diseases effects lessen for a short amount of time. After long exposure and no treatment the rumples with cause the diseased person's penis is explode from the pressure. The pus is infectious so anywhere it touches will likewise be infected.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you hear that John got The Rumples? Better stay away from him 

 [ "Rumpled" ]

1: Buzzed by alcohol especially when your appearance is a little undone.

  * e.g.,  ... I could tell by his untied bow tie and crooked hat that those margaritas had him rumpled. 

 [ "rumpling" ]

1: Rumpling is the art of shaking, then smashing a beer can into ones own skull until it erupts. The rumpler then pours the beer down his throat like the blood of his enemies. Most commonly occurs at fraternal gatherings and when that really sick EDM beat drops. May lead to concussions or you just looking plain bad ass.

  * e.g.,  ... The first time I tried rumpling a beer I felt like the Minotaur tearing through the gates of Hades. Then I woke up in the hospital. 

 [ "Rumple" ]

1: When stoned, to perform a dance entertaining your fellow stoners with humourous rhytmic movements to the beat of jaunty, bouncy songs. Culminates in the rumpler placing one leg on aan available plinth (chair/table/tree-stump) and thrusting his arm triumphantly in the air clutching a broom/stick etc.

  * e.g.,  ... "Joe has exceeded his limit tonight, won't be long before we're treated to one of his legendary rumples!"