" dishevel "

 [ "Disheveled" ]

1: To be messy, but in a knowing way, as to want happen.

  * e.g.,  ... I spend hours in front of the mirror, making my hair elegantly disheveled. 

 [ "disheveled" ]

1: adj. Generic term describing a confused individual; in a confused mental state; temporarily incapable of functioning normally within society due to confusion; temporarily incapable of basic hygiene due to confusion.

  * e.g.,  ... "He was in a severely disheveled state after the effects of the cake wore off." 

 [ "dishevelled lugworm" ]

1: A withered and deflated penis which is unable to undergo an erection.

  * e.g.,  ... Emmakins was unable to breath life into Ambrose's dishevelled lugworm. 

 [ "Meticulously Disheveled" ]

1: When an individual intentionally messes up their appearance to give the impression that they don’t care how they look, but in reality care more than is possibly imaginable.

  * e.g.,  ... I cannot stand that meticulously disheveled douche bag standing there pining for her attention. You know he’s only looking at her because she’s in front of the mirror. 

 [ "Dishevelled Goblin" ]

1: What you call the poop when you take a dump on someone's chest.

  * e.g.,  ... I took a shit on Dave's chest and gave him a dishevelled Goblin. 

 [ "Disheveled disadvantage" ]

1: When someone’s ugliness effects their life dramatically, Opposite to pretty privilege

  * e.g.,  ... “My friend has a bad case of disheveled disadvantage” 

 [ "chronic dishevelment" ]

1: An ailment suffered by people who look like hell most of the time, even when they are trying hard to not look like hell.

  * e.g.,  ... Betty: There's Tom, looking like walking hell again. 

 [ "dishevelled lost boy" ]

1: Luke

  * e.g.,  ... Luke is a dishevelled lost boy 

 [ "so disheveled crew" ]

1: A rap group born out of Boone, North Carolina. A incredibly dope blend of blue grass, death meta,l hip hop, and other freaky shit. The musical definition of THC(the high country)! Raise Hell!

  * e.g.,  ... So Disheveled Crew is the dopest music I ever did hear.