" muddle "

 [ "muddle" ]

1: To think, act, or proceed in a confused or aimless manner:

  * e.g.,  ... ...muddled along through my high-school years. Once a man said "If we could stop mental muddle, life would be blissful to its fullest extent". 

 [ "muddle" ]

1: * To think, act, or proceed in a confused or aimless manner. * A state of being turbid or confused; hence, intellectual cloudiness or dullness

  * e.g.,  ... ...muddled along through my high-school years 

 [ "muddle" ]

1: a dirty word used to describe many sexual acts usually fornication between two consenting adults.

  * e.g.,  ... "ooohh baby im going to muddle the f**k out of you tonight!" 

 [ "Muddle" ]

1: Unintentional male-on-male cuddling which happens as the result of having to share a bed in a crappy hotel room due to a non-existant travel budget.

  * e.g.,  ... Garrett: Dude, wtfuck was that all about last night? You were trying to muddle with me all night! Brandon: Sorry Bro, I forgot I was sleeping with your stupid ass in this lame motel. My bad. I thought you were my girlfriend. Garrett: Fuck off, I'm gonna go brush my teeth. 

 [ "Muddle" ]

1: The contraction that is accidentally formed when a person is trying to say muddy puddle.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude why did you push me in that muddle. What? Damnit I meant muddy puddle You're retarded 

 [ "Muddle" ]

1: Its a little puddle of "Mud"

  * e.g.,  ... When you go hiking after a rainy day, you have to watch those muddles. 

 [ "Muddle" ]

1: A puddle of mud that is frankly...disgusting.

  * e.g.,  ... "Ahhhhhh! I just stepped in a muddle! Now I have mud all over my shoes. My brand new shoes! It's like a puddle--BUT IT HAS MUUUUUUD." 

 [ "Muddle" ]

1: When you get you're baby dressed up to go out and as you're leaving you find him/her out side standing in a puddle of mud , so you take her inside and change her and when you're on the way she starts crying and you reach for her bottle only to realize that u left it at home , and you tell her thats what u get for stepping in the muddle ....mud+puddle+bottle

  * e.g.,  ... " Gaby why did u have to step in that muddle" 

 [ "muddles" ]

1: Muddles is a form of cuddling which include wondering hand syndrome which leads to sexual intercourse.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey baby, did you want to come over for some muddles? 

 [ "muddles" ]

2: foreplay under pretense of cuddling =)

 [ "muddling" ]

1: When you dig up a female corpse and put your mouth on (its) vagina, while someone else stomps on (its) stomach. EEW.

  * e.g.,  ... Then, I'm gonna dig up your grandma, and have my way with her too! -muddling