" disorient "

 [ "disoriented" ]

1: Disoriented is the American English version of it's more clunky sounding British English counterpart: disorientated. They both mean to be confused, lost, or to have lost ones bearings or sense of direction.

  * e.g.,  ... After being hit on the head, Thomas was disoriented for quite some time. 

 [ "Disorient" ]

1: International art collective consisting of sexy fucking house music, bright and blingy blinky art, and massive air-filled sculptures. The prevailing style is ultra-heavy GlamTech deluxe.

  * e.g.,  ... I was at a disorient party last night and now my life will never be the same. 

 [ "temporally disoriented" ]

1: At a loss of time. Usually happens when either dumb, drunk, high, well-sexed, post-comatose, or cerebrally traumatized. Usually leads to negative consequences...

  * e.g.,  ... I was boffing my secretary so hard that I became temporally disoriented and missed my 3 o'clock. Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag. 

 [ "disorient express" ]

1: the short bus. bus used to transport mentally or physically disabled persons

  * e.g.,  ... i got almost got run over by the disorient express in front of the tard yard! 

 [ "lost and disoriented" ]

1: To have sex with a girl on the beach, and cum in her face aiming mostly for her eyes. You then throw some sand in her face and push her over. Leaving her "Lost and Disoriented"

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, I gave Lucy the Lost and Disoriented on the weekend" 

 [ "disorientated" ]

1: A word describing one who has lost his/her bearings or direction. Disorientated is the British English form of the American word Disoriented, and is not incorrect or 'ignorant' by any means or measure.

  * e.g.,  ... I had far too much to drink last night, which left me wholly disorientated, causing me to get on the wrong bus and end up 40 miles from my house. 

 [ "disoriental" ]

1: A lost/confused Asian

  * e.g.,  ... Excuse me Chinaman, can I help you find something? I noticed you were looking a little disoriental. 

 [ "Disorientated" ]

1: Disorientated is the British spelling/pronunciation (originally from a French word) of the US slurred and lazy variant disoriented. Meaning: Confused. To lose one's sense of direction. It appears in all English dictionaries (as opposed to US-English) and the word has been in use since (at least) circa 170

  * e.g.,  ... Whilst walking around the numerous corridors of his new college, George became disorientated and couldn't find his way back out. 

 [ "disorientating" ]

1: Word commonly used by Bear Gryls on man vs wild, a word which so is not a realy word.

  * e.g.,  ... "without a compass, this place is very disorientating" 

 [ "Disorientated" ]

1: Disorientated is one of the most common misspellings of disoriented. And it sounds really nasty and uneducated.

  * e.g.,  ... Pete: "I was so disorientated!"