" befuddlement "

 [ "befuddled" ]

1: Utterly confused and disordered

  * e.g.,  ... This web site is befuddleing 

 [ "Befuddled" ]

1: The feeling or act of being Surprised

  * e.g.,  ... It befuddled me that the love of my life thought Kristen Stewart was hott. 

 [ "Befuddle" ]

1: To confuse or baffle

  * e.g.,  ... They know too much, we must plug their ears with bananas and attempt to befuddle them. 

 [ "Befuddled" ]

1: To be hopeful but confused.

  * e.g.,  ... The shit she says leave me befuddled. 2: idk dude thinks she likes you. 1: ya but she never says that or acts on it. 

 [ "Befuddlement" ]

1: The general idea of being confused, and just as the word sounds like, fuddled. The kindof feeling you get when your mind is foggy. Like when it’s daylight savings. Or Chris Pratt at any given moment.

  * e.g.,  ... *first morning of finals week* 

 [ "befuddle" ]

1: To confuse with brouhaha. more fun to say than to write a 3 page essay on.

  * e.g.,  ... I befuddled the freshmen with talk of physics and pre-calc. 

 [ "Befuddled" ]

1: To be confucion about something or not understand it

  * e.g.,  ... The boy was befuddled at the fact on his dad being lesbian and his mom gay 

 [ "befuddle" ]

1: In addition to its use as a verb with the meaning

  * e.g.,  ... There is a befuddle of Freudians at the bar. We should avoid that area at all cost. 

 [ "befuddle" ]

2: "to confuse", "baffle", "bewilder", and so on,

  * e.g.,  ... Listening to a befuddle of existential psychotherapists can drive the sanest man crazy. 

 [ "befuddle" ]

3: befuddle is also a collective noun. In that use, it is a term of venery (a word for groups of animals), relating to therapists (regardless of system). A befuddle of therapists usually contains 8 to 42 specimens, of similar (homogeneous befuddle) or differing (wild befuddle) schools. The latter tend to be unstable, but so do some of the individuals.

 [ "Befuddle" ]

1: To insert a cylindrical piece of meat into the anus and then proceed to strike it violently so that it vibrates back and forth

  * e.g.,  ... I told you not to befuddle your sister when we have company. 

 [ "Befuddled Penguin" ]

1: The walk done by a man whose pants are around his ankles, when fellacio has stopped pre climax. Normally accompanied by a confused look upon his face.

  * e.g.,  ... "WTF come back 'ere....." -mind set during befuddled penguin.