" messiness "

 [ "messy messy messy" ]

1: When a guy orgasms and his gizz gets everywhere; on the person he is with, the bed, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... *guy is masterbating in front of his girlfriend and cums* "oh.. messy messy messy, you're going to need a shower..." 

 [ "Messi" ]

1: Boateng's Worst Nightmare.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see what Messi just did to Boateng? Unbelievable L. 

 [ "Messi" ]

1: Greatest Of All Time

  * e.g.,  ... He's the Messi of Math 

 [ "Messi" ]

1: Lionel Andrés Messi Cuccittini is an Argentine professional footballer who plays as a forward and captains both Spanish club Barcelona and the Argentina national team. He has won many individual and team awards.

  * e.g.,  ... Messi is the Greatest Of All Time 

 [ "Messi" ]

1: Phenomenal; Amazing; humble/Kante ; pure talent; greatest footballer in the history. (Ronaldo is good too)

  * e.g.,  ... : You’re Messi (Amazing) : Omg you’re so Messi ( humble) : Wow you’re Messi ( phenomenal) : You have Messi (pure talent) : I’m Messi (the greatest footballer in the history) 

 [ "messy" ]

1:  out of control

  * e.g.,  ...  "My room is so messy!! Things are just scattered everywhere!!" 

 [ "messy" ]

2:  (1)a person who is creating drama,

  * e.g.,  ...  (1)"That girl is fuckin' messy!! She can't stay outta trouble!!" (2)"I told my friend what happened, and she is too damn messy that she went and opened her big mouth, so that's why I'm in some drama." (3)"This ain't got nothin' to do with them with their messy asses!! 

 [ "messy" ]

3: (2)has a big mouth, or (3)never minding their own business about the situation

  * e.g.,  ...  "That man is a mess!! *lol*" 

 [ "messy" ]

4:  amusing

 [ "messy" ]

1: person who is alway starting shit, act of creating drama or problems

  * e.g.,  ... first girl...hey did u hear that angie was cheating on her boyfriend  

 [ "Messi" ]

1: one day God decided to make the greatest football player ever, so he grabbed a bowl and mixed the best ingredients he had. unfortunately he left it too long on the oven and got ruined so He named it cristiano ronaldo and sent it to earth. He then tried again and truly made the best player ever and named him messi. He now plays for barcelona...

  * e.g.,  ... wow messi is so amazing 

 [ "Messi" ]

1: Iker Casillas worst nightmare

  * e.g.,  ... Messi has scored 13 goals in El Classico. And who's been in net, Casillas 

 [ "Messi" ]

1: one of the best soccer players the world has ever seen. he is a genius on the pitch. he knows the game like walking, sees three plats ahead. everyone says, "ronaldo's stats are better." theyre wrong, if messi and ronaldo were the same age, messi would be running circles around him.

  * e.g.,  ... dude messi just broke ronaldo's ankles