" stoned "

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1: when you go on urban dictionary at 2:09 in the morning after smoking like 10 bowls of really good weed and eating 3 bags of doritos.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, Im really stoned and i just ate 3 bags of doritos 

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1: the greatest feeling on the planet. achieved by the smoking of the cannabis plant which can be purchased from a dealer near you

  * e.g.,  ... "if im you, and youre them, and im her, but theyre me, who does that make us?" 

 [ "stoned" ]

1: To be under the influence of marijuana. Usually associated with bloodshot eyes, the munchies, and unexplained laughter.

  * e.g.,  ... I was so stoned last night I watched my dog eat a ham sandwich like it was cool. 

 [ "stoned" ]

1: The ultimate state of mind.

  * e.g.,  ... Scooby Doo is an awesome show when you're stoned. 

 [ "stoned" ]

1: under the influence of marijuana, in a zone where every looks good, tastes good, and when you just feel happy about everything.

  * e.g.,  ... "last night i was so stoned but i was still so happy about life its self? 

 [ "stoned" ]

1: the greatest feeling in the world. it is the state you are in after hitting a nice big bowl of marijuanna or hash. I personally prefer pipes, but you can smoke out of anything, i.e. a bong, spliff, joint, vaporizer, popcan, pop bottle, parachute, hotboxing is always fun. im quite high right now. sometimes you laught alot, other times you stare at absolutley nothing, other times you get into indepth discussions about aliens and the CIA, or you think youre capable of things like backflips.

  * e.g.,  ... "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" 

 [ "stoned" ]

2: all of the above i have experienced and so much more, so todays lesson kids, is smoke as much marijuanna as you damn well please. goodday younglings.

  * e.g.,  ...  ------------ 

 [ "stoned" ]

1: when someone is so fucking high that when they get up to take a dump they forgot why they walked into their bathroom and they start talking to themselves in the mirror

  * e.g.,  ... we found john in the bathroom with his pants down talking to himself. he was fuckin stoned. 

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1: when you're so high that you almost feel unable to move your muscles. everything feels weird and you kind of just sit back with your mouth agape staring off into space and enjoying it. contrary to popular belief, "stoned" and "high" are different in that, the word "stoned" originated from the idea that you feel like you're being weighed down by big heavy stones.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm so stoned I feel like I'm floating dude" 

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1: A commonly misused word. Many people mistake being stoned for taking sissy hits of poor quality herb (usually mooched off someone else) and acting like an intolerable idiot. Frequently, this type of person (referred to as a poser) will annoyingly attempt to exaggerate the stereotypical psychoactive effects of the drug. The poser frequently pretends to be dazed or confused, purposely talks with a slur, laughs at things that aren’t funny, makes inane statements, and most offensive of all shamelessly exclaims something to the order of “Dude, I’m sooooo stooooned! I’m soooo cooool! Wooo hooo party!” The poser usually has no regard for accepted rules of smoking etiquette, and generally gives a bad reputation to those who appreciate smoking.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude I'm sooooo stoned right now! HAHAHAHA!" 

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2: One who knows what it’s all about (referred to as a badass) enjoys being stoned for more introspective reasons. The badass feels an increased understanding of his or her surroundings, gains insight into human nature, and has a heightened appreciation for fine music, art, aesthetics and ideas. Although the badass is more than happy to savor this state of mind alone, he or she also enjoys partaking in interesting conversation about the aforementioned insights with other likeminded individuals. The badass observes accepted rules of proper smoking etiquette, including his or her right to exclude posers from a session. Contrary to popular belief, this type of person can be successful, well educated, and can hold esteemed jobs or positions in the community.

  * e.g.,  ... "No you're not, you're an idiot, get the fuck out of my house" 

 [ "stoned" ]

1: Expanding the mind, your world, and lungs full of beautiful herb until you feel that wonderful feeling of sAtiSfAcTiOn, zZzZzZzZz, MAY YOUR THOUGHTS BE FILLED WITH PEACEFUL THOUGHTS, ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

  * e.g.,  ... (its 4 in the morning)