" squiffed "

 [ "squiffed" ]

1: mildly intoxicated, see squiffy

  * e.g.,  ... It was apparent that Don was no longer merely squiffed when his mistook the anus of his good John for that of his girlfriend. 

 [ "squiffed" ]

1: It's a very drunk or very stoned guy...

  * e.g.,  ... Jon is everytime squiffed!!lol 

 [ "Squif" ]

1: A word used by afrikaans people meaning drunk as fuck. Usually used when you're friend is being retarded

  * e.g.,  ... Benn: "I broke my wrist last night when I was drunk 

 [ "squif" ]

1: An abbreviation of the word ‘ squiffy ‘ meaning slightly drunk or intoxicated.

  * e.g.,  ... Bro are you squif 

 [ "squif" ]

1: Squif = to go skew, usually related to a struggle to focus your eyes.

  * e.g.,  ... My eyes have gone sqif. My sight's gone squiffy 

 [ "Squife" ]

1: An anthropomorphic squirrel's wife

  * e.g.,  ... Anthony the squirrel has been married to his squife for 10 years. 

 [ "squif" ]

1: The combination of a skeet and a quif

  * e.g.,  ... And transsexual person squifed during gay anal. 

 [ "Squiffing" ]

1: The act of being drunk and losing control of one's muscle control retaining flatulence

  * e.g.,  ... Scott had 3 drinks whilst out to dinner and becoming squiffing on the walk home, releasing tiny puffs of bodily gases as he staggered 

 [ "Squiffing" ]

1: A large straw inserted into the vagina and is blown upon by partner filling the cavity with air. Then female then forcefully pushes the straw blown air out of the vagina. Squiffing.

  * e.g.,  ... David heard Shelley squiffing after inserting a straw and blowing inside her vagina. Light squiffs could be heard throughout the night. 

 [ "Squif" ]

1: A term used to describe a typo while typing in YouTube chat.

  * e.g.,  ... “Oh, sorry, that’s a squif” then proceed to explain what you meant to type.