" stewed "

 [ "stewed" ]

1: drunk; inebriated. Under the influence of alcohol.

  * e.g.,  ... I was so stewed at that party last night. 

 [ "stewed" ]

1: The state achieved while drunk and high at the same time. The word pulls its roots from a maritime dialect known as Chiac and is a combination of saoul (the french word for drunk) and stoned. An alternative is the word crunk.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: wow those people are messed up on weed and alcohol. 

 [ "stewed" ]

1: A far cooler alternative to owned, pwned, or served that generally means you were dissed. Most effective following a bad "your mom" joke.

  * e.g.,  ... Anne: Well that was pretty quick. 

 [ "stew-stew" ]

1: Referring to someone who is not very intelligent, (or just another word for stupid).

  * e.g.,  ... “My word Shelly! You are so stew-stew” 

 [ "Stew" ]

1: Beer.

  * e.g.,  ... "Let's pound stews." 

 [ "Stew" ]

2: Let's be real here people, you talk about it all the time, and you need codewords for it sometimes. Say stew, not beer. It even sounds ridiculous (see below).

  * e.g.,  ... "I need a stew." 

 [ "Stewing" ]

1: The act of male masturbation using your own shit for lubrication.

  * e.g.,  ... Why does my boyfriend's dick smell like shit? Maybe he was stewing. 

 [ "A stew" ]

1: A stew is a combination of solid food ingredients that have been cooked in liquid and served in the resultant gravy.

  * e.g.,  ... Nothing makes you feel better like a stew . 

 [ "stews" ]

1: beers

  * e.g.,  ... lets go crush some stews tonite at the party kid. yea son, im bout to go grab a packie 

 [ "Stewed" ]

1: /stu-ed/ Verb The act of being seduced and pegged by a close family member of the same gender, usually a brother and/or father. Adjective Word used to describe a young boy who is both incest and stuck in the closet at the same time.

  * e.g.,  ...  Person A: Why has (name) been acting so weird recently. 

 [ "stew" ]

1: it is literally anything

  * e.g.,  ... you can use it in "ohh the pizza stew is delicious"