" canned "

 [ "canned" ]

1: fired; to lose your job

  * e.g.,  ... he got canned from his job for slacking off too much 

 [ "canned" ]

1: Call center jargon. Short for "shit canned." It can be used to mean getting fired, but it is usually implied that you were canned for a stupid reason, usually called a bullshit reason. Call centers are notorious for making up lame excuses for firing employees in order to improve their financial forcast.

  * e.g.,  ... Rob got canned from Deathbridge again today. 

 [ "canned" ]

1:  dismissed, fired

  * e.g.,  ... Canned laughter used to be a standard addition to tv shows. 

 [ "canned" ]

2:  alcohol intoxicated, drunk

 [ "canned" ]

3:  pre-recorded and added to the sound used in a show

 [ "canned" ]

1:  Usually meaning to "get fired" i.e lose your job.

  * e.g.,  ... ex. Did you hear about Bobby? He got canned yesterday, I hear he's hitting up unemployment today.  

 [ "canned" ]

2:  Can also mean when a show goes off the air.

  * e.g.,  ... ex. Oh no, I thought for sure wawa-we would get canned after the stampede. 

 [ "canned" ]

3: **Possibly derived from the word "cancelled".**

 [ "canned" ]

1: adj.

  * e.g.,  ...  The silicone made her tits look canned. 

 [ "canned" ]

2:  Being too standardized or too uniform in nature.

  * e.g.,  ...  The suck-ass gave the professor a canned opinion of the literature. 

 [ "canned" ]

3:  Being a generalization.

 [ "canned" ]

1: 1) Usually means to get fired.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) My faggot boss canned me for reading TribalWar too much at work. 

 [ "canned" ]

2: 2) Depending on context, can also be an adjective that means roughly predefined.

  * e.g.,  ... 2) Canned chat items in a video game. Usually performed by entering a short combination of letters or numbers. Many times accompanied by a short voice clip. 

 [ "canned" ]

1: Over done and over used to the point of being old, predictable, tiresome, cliche.

  * e.g.,  ... Sci-fi is so canned, I can tell exactly what's going to happen before it happens. 

 [ "canned" ]

1: Taking a huge SH*T and leaving your masterpiece on display for the next victim to experience.

  * e.g.,  ... "Damn, whoever canned that stinky bastard should recieve a medal." 

 [ "canned" ]

1: adj. Flat-out terrible, undescribably, obnoxiously annoying, stupid, dumb, and unbelievably deficient in a specific area of life. Unable to be a normal-civilized human being, inhumanely retarted, and containing a scent of poop.

  * e.g.,  ... OMG you smell like poop and you can't play basketball for sh*t, you're CANNED. Red is CANNED 

 [ "can-can" ]

1: Lying nude on your back and lifting your two legs and spreading them as wide as you can, so you are showing your balls and your asshole to surprise people walking by.

  * e.g.,  ... Damnit! Benjamin just showed me the can-can.