" smoothy "

 [ "smoothy" ]

1: A smoothy talkin person, someone who has a way with words!

  * e.g.,  ... Kavan "hey what ya sayin? 369 Damn Your Fine!!" 

 [ "smoothy" ]

1: an iron, something that smoothes wrinkles

  * e.g.,  ... i went to my ho's house to get some stank on my hang down and she hit me with a smoothy 

 [ "smoothy" ]

1: a hummer

  * e.g.,  ... she gives a good smoothie 

 [ "smoothy" ]

1: A handheld club,used to render a person unconsious quickly. Usually a leather flail with lead balls inside. Also called a flap-jack.

  * e.g.,  ... That muthafucker was talking shit, but when he tried to jump, I busted him upside the head with a smoothy 

 [ "smoothy" ]

1: n. cleanly or freshly shaven cock and balls

  * e.g.,  ... I just got done shavin' my dong so that I could give my gf a smoothy tonight. 

 [ "smoothy" ]

1: When a persons genitilia is neither penis or vagina, just smooth skin. Probably no hair either. Otherwise known as a eunich.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, did you see that guy? He had such a smoothy, man Marty isn't gonna believe this! 

 [ "smoothie" ]

1: A smoothie, a common American beverage in which the preparer integrates various fruit and dairy products, has become the de facto staple of cuisine in various Disney Channel and Nickelodeon television series. What ambrosia comprised to the residents of mythical Olympus, or manna constituted for the Hebrews in the ancient text of Exodus, the smoothie has become to the modern Disney Channel Original Star.

  * e.g.,  ... Gordo (with utter obsequiousness): Lizzie, should you deign to condescend to partake of a smoothie whilst accompanying me to "The Juice is Loose," I should feel deeply honored. 

 [ "smoothie" ]

2: As a general rule, any character in a Disney Channel or Nickelodeon series must engage in one of the following activities: (a) partake of smoothies on a regular basis; (b) patronize smoothie establishments repeatedly, whether or not actually partaking thereof; (c) either serve as the founder of a smoothie establishment or possess a parent who owns or operates a smoothie establishment; or (d) profess love of the smoothie on a regular basis, whether or not actually consuming such during filming. Though no character has actually evinced the mettle required to do so, expressing distaste or even indifference towards the smoothie would comprise the utmost blasphemy against all that these two esteemed television stations hold dear.

  * e.g.,  ... Lizzie (with utmost solicitude): Forsooth, I should greatly enjoy accompanying you thereto, and I should feel exceedingly edified to effect such. 

 [ "Smoothie" ]

1: A Smoothie is someone with a smooth brain, who is stupid. Koala bears have smooth brains instead of wrinkled brains and are notoriously stupid animals.

  * e.g.,  ... "Bugga me m8, looks loik we got ourselves a propa smoothie!" "This comment section is full of smoothies." 

 [ "smoothie" ]

1: A smoothie is a cold, fruit-based blended drink. It is usually composed of a variety of fruits and sometimes yoghurt to thicken the concoction.

  * e.g.,  ... "I ordered a strawberry-banana smoothie with a mutlivitamin booster and it was go-od!" 

 [ "Smoothie" ]

1: A milkshake without the milk or ice cream

  * e.g.,  ... Hi Jim, wanna go get a smoothie?