" plotter "

 [ "plotter" ]

1: A person who plots.

  * e.g.,  ... Doyle: What in the hell are you doing with that lawn mower blade Karl? 

 [ "plotter" ]

2: A person who plots on a regular basis.

  * e.g.,  ... Karl: I aim to kill you with it, Mmmhmm 

 [ "plotter" ]

3: A person who has indeed plotted before.

  * e.g.,  ... This part taken out of sling blade shows that Karl, is indeed plotting on Doyle, making him a plotter. 

 [ "plotter" ]

4: A person who is currently plotting.

 [ "Hairy Plotter" ]

1: One who is planning to shave or trim their pubic hair.

  * e.g.,  ... Josh: I'm thinking of waxing off the magic wand. 

 [ "Secretive Plotter" ]

1: From Omniscient Reader's viewpoint. The great Plotter that crawls from nothing.

  * e.g.,  ... You will never know who Secretive Plotter is 

 [ "Harry Plotter" ]

1: Someone who is obsessed with a fictional character and plans to marry them. They often carry pictures of them, know the plot all or most of their book or series by heart, can recite multiple quotes from the books, and have reffered to themselves as "Mr./Mrs. (character's last name)." Examples include: Edward Cullen, Harry Potter, Emmet Cullen and Jasper Cullen.

  * e.g.,  ... Mike: Yo Dude! My girlfriend Jane is such a Harry Plotter! She's so obsessed with Edward Cullen that she plastered her locker with pictures with him, and changed her Facebook name to "Jane Cullen."  

 [ "otter plotter" ]

1: Similar to faghag, an otter plotter is a woman who has a close friendship with an homosexual. In order to be an OTTER PLOTTER, however, the homosexual man must be an otter. Which means (1) that he must be masculine, and (2) he must be less hairy and generally trimmer in shape than a BEAR.

  * e.g.,  ... You know that manly, in shape gay guy that works at the gym? The one that doesn't really act gay? Well (insert female name here) is his otter plotter! THATS why they're always together - she's totally single and you can still ask her out.