" bluffer "

 [ "bluffer" ]

1: one who pretends not to have a significant other while playing the field and promising their "new" conquest(s) the false hope of monogamy and/or love

  * e.g.,  ... That shallow bastard Kyle. He has so many babes on the hook now and he's trying to bluff Janet into a relationship that she thinks is gonna last. Christ women are stupid! 

 [ "bluffer" ]

1: A dude whose penis looks huge when it is flaccid but does not get very large once it is erect

  * e.g.,  ... Susie: So how was your date with Kyle? I heard he has a huge dick. Amy: When he first dropped his pants, I thought "OMG!!" But it doesn't get any bigger once it gets hard -- he's just a bluffer 

 [ "bluffer" ]

1:  A derivative of "buffler" as opposed to someone that runs from a fight, a bluffer is someone that runs from a bong

  * e.g.,  ... "Looks like his eyes are closed, he must be bluffing.." 

 [ "bluffered" ]

1: Flabbergasted, being confused of one's statement

  * e.g.,  ... Halley: When I found out who A was on Pretty Little Liars, I was just bluffered. Bunk 7: I know!!! 

 [ "Bluffering" ]

1: When a streaming internet video (i.e. p0rn) just refuses to finish buffering so you can actually watch it.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you watch that video i sent you?" "I would but the stupid thing won't stop bluffering." 

 [ "bluffering" ]

1: When waiting for something to finish on the computer but it does not report its progress correctly

  * e.g.,  ... The progress bar seemed to be moving fine but it was bluffering 

 [ "Bluffer Mcbluffenton" ]

1: A characteristic of a poker player who is a cheeky bluffer, and everyone at the table can see through his little antics. This player is typically coined this term and is ridiculed throughout the entire game with no mercy.

  * e.g.,  ... The bluffer mcbluffenton couldn’t hide from the wraith of the profiteer, and was then forced by his superiors to be the big blind for the rest of the game. 

 [ "Bi-Bluffer" ]

1: A girl who pretends to be bisexual to gain attention. She has never done more than kiss a girl, but tells everyone she is bisexual for the shock value.

  * e.g.,  ... Andy: "didn't you say she was bisexual?" Matt: "She said she was, even told me some dirty stories! Then I found out she only kissed a girl one time, that broad is a Bi-Bluffer!" 

 [ "status bluffer" ]

1: Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.

  * e.g.,  ... John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did." 

 [ "muff bluffer" ]

1: when a woman is a bit of a prick teaser

  * e.g.,  ... muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!