" shrinking "

 [ "shrinking" ]

1: To drink and shop at the same time.

  * e.g.,  ... Before heading to the mall to buy shoes they made a pit stop at the liquor store to start thier shrinking. 

 [ "shrinking" ]

1: Shrinking is when you're high, stoning and listening to music, usually reggea.

  * e.g.,  ... "dude I was shrinking last night, good weed man" 

 [ "shrink" ]

1: a therapist; comes from "brain shrinker"

  * e.g.,  ... My shrink says I have an Oedipal complex. 

 [ "shrink" ]

1:  verb: to decrease in size

  * e.g.,  ...  the cold water made my balls shrink 

 [ "shrink" ]

2:  a psychiatrist or mental doctor

  * e.g.,  ...  that crazy bitch should go see a shrink 

 [ "shrink" ]

1:  (v): to decrease in size.

  * e.g.,  ...  "I've got some crazy shrinkage going on." 

 [ "shrink" ]

2:  (n): a psychiatrist, psychologist, or therapist.

  * e.g.,  ...  "My shrink told me I need to take some pills. So I told him to fuck off and die and I threw a molotov cocktail into his living room." 

 [ "shrink" ]

3:  (n): a slang term for retail theft, commonly used in the retail industry, especially by loss/theft prevention personnel.

  * e.g.,  ...  "An estimated 44% of shrink (retail theft) in 2008 was due to employee theft." 

 [ "Shrink" ]

1: A therapist, one in the mental health profession, a "headshrinker"

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I can't go out tomorrow night, I gotta meet with my shrink, he thinks I am depressed. 

 [ "shrink" ]

1: Someone who matches your symptoms to whatever random disorder they've just pulled out of their ass.

  * e.g.,  ... My shrink told me I get SAD over winter and now I have to sell my car so she can tell me how much I suck each week. 

 [ "shrink" ]

1: That damn stranger who keeps coming to my house whenever my parents believe im crazy. *goes to a corner and holds his knees rocking back and forth, eye-twitching*

  * e.g.,  ... Parents: Damnit! We're calling the shrink again! 

 [ "shrink" ]

1: One who is a head shrinker.

  * e.g.,  ... "so, ....who do I have to fuck to get a shrink around here?" 

 [ "shrink" ]

1: racist word used against short asians chink is a discriminatory word used against asians while if they were short you would call them a shrink

  * e.g.,  ... "Shut up you yellow shrink!" "Ain't no way the dog-eating shrink is talking" 

 [ "shrink" ]

2: its racist AND it calls them short so its like two birds one stone